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“The juice is temporary, the sauce is forever.”

Joined March 2013
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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Shaq has been named an honorary FBI Special Agent by director Kash Patel, and of course, he mentioned Charles Barkley in his speech. “If you see Charles Barkley, arrest him.” 😭
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Kyrie Irving finally fulfills promise of bringing championship to Boston
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Tim Wakefield is honored as tonight’s Hero Among Us at TD Garden. His daughter, Brianna, accepts the honor on behalf of both of her parents.
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🤔🤔🤔🤔
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The TD Garden video screen is showing Maple Leafs Square.
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Jack Gohlke spent 5 years at Division II Hillsdale College. He's now a 24-yr-old grad transfer at Oakland University. He has the hairline of a man twice his age. And he's currently torching the University of Kentucky on national TV. This is the greatest sporting event on Earth.
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"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game." #SuperBowl
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This is the clip you didn't realize you needed. Randy Moss convinces Bill Belichick to come to a Halloween party at a roller rink and even gets him to attend in a costume.
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Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots are expected to part ways today after a remarkable 24 seasons together, ending an unmatched run in NFL history that included six Super Bowl titles, league sources tell me and @AdamSchefter.
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On this day, November 22, 2001: Led by Scott Stapp, Creed performs a blistering halftime show at the Broncos-Cowboys Thanksgiving game, redefining what it means to be an American hero and ultimately changing turkey day forever. #History (🎥@JeffMcDev)
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Nothing better than watching a game that has 2 fanbases in hell
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He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.
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these pitchers are absolutely terrible
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MARK JACKSON: You cannot feed Garfield lasagna. He is a cat. JEFF VAN GUNDY: In 1994, I choked on a curly fry at an Arby’s in Toledo. I was legally dead for seven minutes. It was the last time I felt joy. I cursed the paramedics who brought me back. MIKE BREEN: Jokic for two.
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FOR A RECORD 63RD TIME! #NHLBRUINS WIN!!! 🙌
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Jeremy Swayman was HYPED for Linus Ullmark's goal. Bruins are 45-8-5.
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Brock Purdy kinda reminds me of a young Stetson Bennett.
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Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but @Gbush91 wants to talk about.
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