All Seattle Sports, and Miami Heat Fan. 2024 ESPN Fantasy Football Champion. Acknowledge Me.

Puyallup, WA
Joined September 2023
I can’t wait for Josh Allen to light these MFs up this weekend. Vikings barely scraping by Malik Willis and Daniel Jones and thinking they’re on the same level as the Super Bowl champs who just gave Mahomes the worst game of his career 😂. There are levels to this
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Tried this trade in Madden and the Colts told me to go fuck myself 😭😭😭
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Trade! The Colts are sending eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 third-round pick and a 2028 fifth-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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Vikings beat up on Daniel Jones and Malik Willis and now their fans think they have a better defense than the Seahawks. I’m crying 😭😭😭
Collinsworth just said the Seahawks have the best defense in all of football. I just turned the game off. I don't have time for his bullshit tonight🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂
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NGL Darkside is cool and all, but final boss being the nickname of this defense would be hard AF
Ben, Caleb & Bears offense will face a historic final boss-level SEA defense on MNF.
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Just gave Mahomes the worst game of his career, and every Swiftie in the comments going to their ouija board praying for torn ligaments. Demon time Hawks are back 😈
End Game
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Jerry DiPoto has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
"That's the goal as hitting coaches, to get guys to believe in themselves because you're not always going to feel great." @Brewers hitting coach Daniel Vogelbach details what makes this Milwaukee lineup so difficult to navigate ahead of Game 2! #WorldSeries
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The Heat are fucking ass
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Am I the only one who doesn’t see the problem with this call? Yeah it’s soft, but every football player from Junior High up knows if you hit the QB in the head or neck area it’s gonna be 15. It’s just the way it is now.
The worst “Roughing The Passer” call you’ll EVER see
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Giannis about to request another trade out this bitch if we don’t get our shit together
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Glenn Tape Scout — Daily Challenge 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5/5 Still Running hesstillrunning.com
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Never noticed that Trader Joe’s puts “Trader Jose’s” on their Mexican food 🤣
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Get Jovic the fuck off my team bro
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Ant just bending us the fuck over right now
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Finding out what NBA teams all my Seahawk mutuals root for tonight 😂
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THE MIAMI HEAT WITH GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO PLAY BASKETBALL TODAY
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“I don’t care about lives being put in danger. It’s just weed” never change Oregon fans, never change
I do not care about a player getting a dui for weed man I genuinely don’t
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The Rams are now in LAST place in the NFC West as the Cardinals have the tiebreaker. #Superteam
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