Excellent example of original rizz. Cutting to the chase… although it’s unclear if sender plans on being involved or he’s just yearning.
2/10 pervert rizz with no direction
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can you guys do me a favour and share this
This is Eli Nicholas.
A ‘man’ that goes around building friendships (for years, in my case) just to then make up a story about being homeless before using you as a ‘money mule’ and stealing hundreds or thousands of pounds.
Scumbag.
Using pets as a different angle to slide into a women’s DMs is a risk because it’s not abundantly clear if the girl likes pets. It’s a less favoured angle but the fact he’s given away his tactics dampens the impact.
3/10 purely because the lack of conviction
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The lack of profile picture dampens the effect of the message but it’s a valiant try
5/10. Marked down for no profile picture and wink at the end
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The most surprising thing about the David Walliams allegations, is they're being made by women.
This tweet is like an episode of the Simpsons
Me and Russell have been busted! thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh…
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The worst kept secret since CM Punk’s return to WWE
🚨 SUMMARY: The sexual allegations against David Walliams who fought to keep his name secret
- A Guardian and ITV News investigation reveals allegations from multiple women who claim Walliams used his celebrity status to pursue them sexually, including when some were underage
- A girl who was 15 when she first spoke to Walliams online in 2007 says he knew her age but continued messaging her, arranged to meet her and later took her to his house. She alleges he kissed her, lifted her top, sucked her breast and tried to put her hand down his trousers. She says she told him no and that he suggested they wait until she was 16. Walliams strongly denies any sexual contact with her
- Another girl, who was 15 when she met Walliams in 2004, says he was 32 and initially encouraged her interest in comedy, helped with her scripts and invited her backstage. She alleges that when she was 17, he began asking for increasingly sexual photos, including nude pictures, and sent her a message saying "you in the bath is a nice thought". She says they later had sex three times when she was 17 and 18. Although she describes the relationship as consensual, she says she felt pressured and that he was pushy. Walliams says he believed she was 18, denies pressuring her and says he believes he used a condom
- An 18-year-old woman says Walliams, then 31, contacted her in 2003 after seeing her on television. She says he offered her somewhere to stay when she was struggling, but repeatedly asked her to share his bed and touched her despite her not wanting to. She alleges he became angry and insulting when she refused sex. She never had sex with him and says she felt manipulated by his offers of help and career opportunities
- A 19-year-old woman says Walliams, then 36, invited her to dinner and later to a party at his home in 2007. She alleges he tried to kiss her in his bedroom, then became upset and angry when she tried to leave. She says he held her face and begged her to stay before eventually telling her and her friends to leave. Walliams says he made a clumsy pass but denies the rest of her account
- An 18-year-old woman who met him through Britain's Got Talent in 2016 says Walliams, then 44, invited her and a friend to his house. She alleges he stroked her leg, followed her to the bathroom and tried to kiss her. She says he later tried to lead her upstairs towards his bedroom, but her friend stopped him
- A 17-year-old Britain's Got Talent fan says she was invited to Walliams' dressing room in 2015 after randomly receiving a Twitter DM from him. She brought a 13-year-old girl with her. She alleges that they were left alone with him with two other girls aged 16 and 17 and that the door was closed. His lawyers say they were not alone and that the door remained open but the fan says they were "absolutely" left alone and "he’s the sort of person who had obviously a lot of access to young women"
- BGT staff messages (see below) show colleagues discussing concerns about Walliams messaging young female runners, with one calling him "weird af". Separately, a former employee said he saw two very young people in Walliams' dressing room while he was wearing only a towel after showering. Walliams denies any inappropriate behaviour, saying a £300 payment, which another colleague jokingly described as "hush money", was simply a tip judges traditionally gave to their runners
- A former female employee, who was 24 in 2017, says Walliams referred to her as "the arse" when asking a male colleague to get her to bring him a drink. She also says he stared at her chest. Walliams says he does not remember making the comment or staring
- No 10 says the allegations are "deeply troubling"
- Walliams denies breaking any laws and says he is "not a sexual predator"
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I dunno about that, I reckon that cal bloke liked rimjobs based on his energy
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A woman that calls men for free? The love of the game is back
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Keeping up the catfish thing for five years over multiple accounts is insane. That’s 7 whole Prime Ministers
























