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Secretss

@Secretss_

An awkward, pedantic geek; an airhead; a sweetheart; a defective extrovert. Mostly tweets about silly stuff, or otherwise all sorts of geekery.

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Joined December 2009
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It's already been changed back, but this is funny #Crowdstrike
Image from Anthony Bennett (@Anthonydownunda)
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Bit of personal news - it's my first day at Crowdstrike as the guy who flicks the On switch every morning. Completely blanked on it today but reckon I will nail it Monday.
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Very good
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Well played Mike Baird - turn Sydney into a giant retirement village then retire
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How is the Twitter app 172 MB? Is there an A/B test in there where you just get the entire Facebook app when you launch Twitter?
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Today I learned that #Apple has way better lawyers than the DOJ.
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This perfectly encapsulates why I hate "The Big Bang Theory"
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Dead spiders everywhere. The purge was going slow until I stopped roleplaying apple quashing keyboard bugs
Image from Jormy of House Greyjoy (@jormy)
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What is this, Apple developer program now costs $150 a year in Australia? I hope I'l get more free devkits for this price
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SO embarased…thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. but then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase
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#asktrump can you die it's for a school project
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Well I'm completely sold on Turnbull after that touching anecdote from the Goldman Sachs boardroom on what it means to struggle
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Oh my gosh - Turnbull just waffles on and on. Abbott repeated 3 word slogans but Turnbull repeats entire soliloquies! #abc730 #AusPol
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A hacker needs only three things to do amazing work: a challenging unsolved problem, enough time to focus on it, and someone to prove wrong.
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BREAKING: PAP wins Radin Mas SMC (Votes: PAP:20,230 RP: 3,329 Independent:2,629) Han Hui Hui loses deposit. #GE2015
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iOS 9 Fun - youtube.com/watch?v=BtBqkj7R…
Untethered iOS 9 Jailbreak (with Verbose, Custom Boot Logo, and Code Injection)

Untethered iOS 9 Jailbreak (with Verbose, Custom Boot Logo, and Code Injection)

Contact: [email protected] (PGP: 0x0517C5AD2040547C)Poking into...

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greeny@greenyw9 Sep 2015
I love seeing Craig take selfies on stage
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put peas in your guacamole, put dirt in your water, put strychnine in your cheesecake, put a toaster in your bathtub
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