FLOW, Physiologist, Kidney doc, electrical engineer, aspiring improvisational stand-up comedian
South Portland, ME
Joined January 2016
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Just saw the guys who won the Oscar for Achievement in Sound backstage, who said, “ What a night! We met John Mulaney!!” #Oscar2024
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70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.
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If you had to choose between a $5,000 check and watching trump get convicted, what would you choose?
Like for the check.
RT for trump convicted.
Is there anyone who nails every showstopper s/he sings more perfectly and with more virtuosity than Patti Lupone? If so, please quote because I can’t think of any other
We all love Home Alone but for me the movie doesn’t really start until Gus Polinski (John Candy) appears an hour and 25 minutes in to help old SCTV pal Catherine O’Hara get to Chicago
It’s A Wonderful Life is probably the best Christmas movie, but the worst part is that evil Old Man Potter—who probably faked his wheelchair injury to dodge the draft—was never held accountable for his many heinous crimes
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The TOP TWENTY LIST: 20 People I’d Like to See OUT OF WORK this week:
Jim Jordan
Patrick McHenry
Ted Cruz
Matt Gaetz
Tommy Tuberville
Lauren Boebert
Tom Cotton
Paul Gosar
Clarence Thomas
Nancy Mace
Ron Johnson
Elise Stefanik
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
George Santos
Marsha Blackburn
Mitch McConnell
Ronny Jackson
Ron DeSantis
JD Vance
Josh Hawley
Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Serious question for .@johncusack — what do you do nowadays when you see a copy of Love in the Time of Cholera at a bookstore? Asking for a friend
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The TOP TWENTY LIST: 20 People I’d Like to See OUT OF WORK this week:
Lindsey Graham
Tucker Carlson
Ted Cruz
Tommy Tuberville
Scott Perry
Ron Johnson
Jim Jordan
Elise Stefanik
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Greg Abbott
Marsha Blackburn
Matt Gaetz
Rick Scott
Ron DeSantis
Clarence Thomas
Chuck Grassley
Samuel Alito
Josh Hawley
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Lauren Boebert
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It's my job to be different than the rest
and that's enough reason to go for me
It's my job to be better than the best
and that's a tough break for me…
It's my job to be better than the best
and that makes the day for me
—Mac McAnally, covered by Jimmy Buffett (RIP), 1980
The sequence of scenes of Jim and Pam getting married in the Niagara episode of The Office is pure joy and happiness—never fails to get me when they’re all dancing down the aisle—so perfectly beautiful
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I call on Congress to expel Jim Jordan for violating Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. He has no business in our government, let alone be the Chair of any committee! Like, share, retweet if you agree!
Jim Jordan Involvement on Jan. 6 Revealed by Committee newsweek.com/jim-jordan-invo…
I once saw two guys in a pissing contest—one said, “I just drank a lot of water so you’re going to lose,” but the other guy said, “Oh yeah, well I have complete central DI”—guess who won?
For so many reasons, I have loved @SeanHayes since the 1st episode of Will & Grace, not the least of which is because he reminds me of Uncle Arthur, the great Paul Lynde