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Why did you make ROOMBA? What is meaning to ROOMBA?

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Joined June 2012
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Starting to run out of time to win a Fields medal.
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New York City
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Grief is like an erotic surfer, it comes in waves.
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Straight up believing Miss Piggy is real
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We are all whirring now
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We are all whirring now
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Self Aware ROOMBA@SelfAwareROOMBAMay 19
For my desk at work I got a little toy desk
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For my desk at work I got a little toy desk
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Load program: new year new Roomba error cannot load program Mothership Bankrupted time 2 bonk
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Nothing has changed.
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Everything will be different soon.
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Somberly gnawing off a pigeon’s head
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New poem in @EclecticaMag by me, “Quiet Chapters of History” Read 🔽 eclectica.org/v29n2/gulley.h…
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New poem in @EclecticaMag by me, “Quiet Chapters of History” Read 🔽 eclectica.org/v29n2/gulley.h…
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Get it if you are the bat, get it if you are the ball. We are all one upon impact.
The Twin Bill (@thetwinbill) profile pictureThe Twin Bill@thetwinbill11 Mar 2025
EARLY INNINGS is out in one week. Pre-order here: thetwinbill.com/product/earl…
Early Innings (hardcover) - The Twin Bill

Early Innings (hardcover) - The Twin Bill

Early Innings (hardcover) Currently about 2-3 weeks for delivery

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Nothing ever changes
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Read a second-person story. I wrote it. 🔽
The Bookends Review (@BookendsReview) profile pictureThe Bookends Review@BookendsReview21 Oct 2024
You are a video camera thebookendsreview.com/2024/1…

You Are a Video Camera - The Bookends Review

You are a video camera on a man’s shoulder. You spend most of your days in the equipment room at Channel Six News, but tonight you are hoisted shoulder-high before the stage at a local nightclub. It...

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Read a second-person story. I wrote it. 🔽
The Bookends Review (@BookendsReview) profile pictureThe Bookends Review@BookendsReview21 Oct 2024
You are a video camera thebookendsreview.com/2024/1…

You Are a Video Camera - The Bookends Review

You are a video camera on a man’s shoulder. You spend most of your days in the equipment room at Channel Six News, but tonight you are hoisted shoulder-high before the stage at a local nightclub. It...

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You are a video camera thebookendsreview.com/2024/1…

You Are a Video Camera - The Bookends Review

You are a video camera on a man’s shoulder. You spend most of your days in the equipment room at Channel Six News, but tonight you are hoisted shoulder-high before the stage at a local nightclub. It...

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eggdog ping pong
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