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Did you know that your chance of going to heaven after you die greatly increases if you give me 𝕏 Money?
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Do Yuropoors not understand how roundabouts work? You enter from any direction, go round until you find your exit. There is no oncoming traffic because everyone goes round in the same direction. Sure the roads leading to it go in both directions, but unless I am missing some kind of autistic backwards regulation from that benighted continent of provincials this doesn’t make any sense.
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Deport this one @StephenM
Miller, don't get too comfortable with your new title.
Part of the benefits package for your promotion is accountability for all the pain you have caused.
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Moral of the story is that if your account gets suspended for advocating violence you can get it unbanned by threatening to rape the person reading your appeal.
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It’s literally just a nigger issue. Parents would rather trunk or treat than risk having their kids attacked by some feral pavement ape “””kids”””(25) and beaten to death over a fun sized snickers. Can’t even leave candy out on your porch because grown ass street shitters will sweep through entire neighborhoods stealing it all so they can resell it at the 7-11.
Making the dinner without being tolded
If I had not did it
I would have been scolded
I am working here like a chef
Where is my compliment woman
Are you deaf?
Give me compliments
Why is my impressiveness
Written off like as it was ofcourseness?
This is importantness
Give me answer or compliment, you choose
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>I did stand up
That as your mistake. You should have used your Talmudic powers to open a club, get it hyped in the local media, and then become the tastemaker yourself while charging cover and selling two drinks minimum at a reasonable markup.
Replying to @captive_dreamer
I did stand up comedy for 10 years in NYC. I knew some of the very popular comics
They are some of the worst people I’ve ever known, and very few of them are funny (on stage or off stage)
Stand up died when guys like Andrew Schulz decided “gatekeepers” are unfair and these guys started self producing. Turns out the people who pick talent actually have good taste.
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Tough choices voting today. There were several local positions that were contests between two foids. Ended up writting in Donald Trump.
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Woke up this morning and had to put on socks and a PT cap to keep off the chills. The best part of the year is finally here.
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Got drunk as fuck last night and passed out after going to my room and watching the Overlord movie.
Woke up at 2AM this morning with my back porch door wide open, the TV downstairs in my living room turned on and tuned to @WatchComet and an empty bag of chips plus three empty Sparkling Ice Starburst Wild Cherry bottles on my coffee table.
To the guy that did that: I am grateful you didn't muder me in my sleep because I forgot to lock the back door, but never do it again because I will shoot you.
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Thank you random internet stranger who doesn’t even follow me but who liked a post of mine from last month and immediately decided to give me $100. It will be spent on alcohol, cigarettes and/or gambling.
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Broke my wet fast by checking out some random hole in the wall attached to someone's house. They have no menu and only serve the special of the day on a first come first serve basis.
Tonight is "British meal" and it's just a standing rib roast they cut a thick slice off for you, and then they added mashed potatoes, a yorkshire pudding, steamed vegetables, and drowned everything in brown gravy.
$10 for a plate with probably 2 1/2 pounds of food on it.
This is the place.
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Replying to @AnJanitor
@AnJanitor
I see a doro, I follow a doro
Simple as









