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Escaping the Blockchain | Web Dev + Researcher

Joined August 2025
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Sgt. Wingflapper retweeted
Replying to @Dior100x
$CHAMELEON 0xddfed493a114d610C5709FEFd22BAEF40DC23428 Chameleon is to Hyperliquid what CashCat is to Robinhood Chain. Before Hyperliquid, Jeff (founder) ran the market-making firm Chameleon Trading. Its profits funded Hyperliquid. He still posts as @chameleon_jeff (and has never changed it). 5M ath around the last time HYPE was at ath. It’s now 5-600K with HYPE near ATH’s again.
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trenches vibes were much better when Robinhood chain was leading ngl
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YO YOU MADE $40M?! CAN I GET A PIC?? 😭 Totally organic fan moment. Definitely not scripted by Pumpfun. 100% real. This is how they sell the dream and extract the normies. 💀
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- On September 23, someone vibecoded a website on OpenSI.lol. The domain was openly advertised for sale. See on Wayback Machine here: web.archive.org/web/20260923… - The registry records a domain update on October 15, four days before Tibo’s announcement: whois.com/whois/opensi.lol - Sam Altman addressed the OpenAI>SI rumours directly on Politico’s Decoded podcast. He said OpenAI has “no plans” to rename itself OpenSI. Tibo loves to troll too, what better way to troll than a openSI .lol domain? youtube.com/watch?v=2OOHnaGT… - Then today the live domain was then completely replaced with Tibo’s exact post and links directly back to his account: opensi.lol As im typing this message, it just got another update and added the ability to request a reset, which tibo has been trolling now for some time check his profile
I bought a new domain and I’m very excited for it. Very
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the sad part is that the best way to actually compensate hardworking devs/deployers was when every coin had creator rewards but because people got salty that these devs made “so much” risk free money, the market forced other fee models like Cashback to get released now the only way for these deployers to get compensated for their time is to bundle on block 0 and nuke charts, extracting much more than creator fees ever did it’s the same reason you never see CTOs anymore, little-to-no incentive for a good CTO team either
the top 25 pumpfun deployers: > launched 770k tokens > extracted $128M from the trenches > produced only 6 tokens with a 20M+ MC that's $128M extracted just by 25 devs
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cat got your tongue? @JensenHuang
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Hold Mr Crookshanks, earn the biggest stock in the world.
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Rumours circulating that Mr Crookshanks was combat trained by @JensenHuang himself 😼 solana:82MP84Vjfxd21VHup3jjfJFcsr8SAji9MHy7VHCeSTNK
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NVIDIA’s AI training data has produced a new cat: Mr Crookshanks. - NVIDIA uploaded its Nemotron AI training datasets to Hugging Face. - Buried inside one conversation is a fluffy stray cat called Mr Crookshanks. - He wears a red superhero cape and struts through the park “like a tiny hero.” - The AI crowns him the “CAPE-STRUTTING CAT-KING.” Trump has now officially ordered the US government to call AI “Super Intelligence.” We have Super Inu, but now we have NVIDIA's superhero cat named Mr Crookshanks. NVIDIA's Mr Crookshanks dataset entry on HuggingFace: huggingface.co/datasets/nvid… (CTRL+F "Mr Crookshanks) CA: 82MP84Vjfxd21VHup3jjfJFcsr8SAji9MHy7VHCeSTNK solana:82MP84Vjfxd21VHup3jjfJFcsr8SAji9MHy7VHCeSTNK
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Let @vladtenev cook. Odin, Robinhood's official trading agent coming soon.
Active Traders Event = HOOD '26 Summit September 29. ⚡⚡⚡
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If you're on a losing streak literally sit on your PC for 8 hours and only buy coins that you are 100% will make you money. There will probably be 3-5 opportunities like that a day. If there are magically none, you didn't make any money for the day which is better than losing it. Patience.
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Less figuring it out, more making it happen.
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fren uses @chutes_ai for Bittensor inference, turning your requests into research, trade plans and token launches through fren’s agentic workflows.
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I put a fly into microduck's head and it now uses smell to find bananas.
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Going back to pump here is going back to your abusive nagging mid ex when your new gf is a 10/10 bombshell who gives you unlimited blowjobs
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Warren Buffett once had his own fictional currency: Warren Bucks. They appeared in Warren Buffett’s Paper Wizard, a game unveiled at Berkshire Hathaway’s 2019 shareholder meeting and built around Buffett’s real history delivering newspapers in Omaha: macrumors.com/2019/05/06/war… The newspaper tossing wasn’t a random game mechanic. It recreated a beloved Berkshire shareholder-meeting tradition where Buffett challenged attendees to throw folded newspapers onto a porch, something he claimed plenty of experience doing after delivering roughly 500,000 papers as a teenager. Watch the real Berkshire newspaper-tossing challenge: youtube.com/watch?v=Ko31i0WZ… This wasn’t some unrelated fan game... it was copyrighted, maintained and operated by Apple and became Apple’s first iPhone game since 2008. Players tossed newspapers, collected Warren Bucks and chased Buffett’s seemingly unbeatable high score. The fictional currency even had its own design: a gold coin carrying a large W. After many years the game eventually disappeared, but its original listing and screenshots remain preserved via the web archive: web.archive.org/web/20190820… Nearly seven years later, Warren Bucks have returned, paired with Berkshire and rewarding holders in Berkshire’s tokenized stock $BRK
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Sgt. Wingflapper retweeted
how not to suck at money 101: embrace the pepper on the stonk chain 🌶️
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Nasdaq-100’s QQQ released an educational game called "How Not to Suck at Money". If you get past the intro you can visit "The Campus" and find an NPC named Sofia in the outdoor gym. Sofia teaches players about cryptocurrency risk using a fictional memecoin called "CAYENNEcoin" and if you choose CAYENNEcoin Sofia specifically says: "This is the coin my friend said would make us rich" You can play it entirely in-browser with no sign-up: hntsam.com I have sped up the intro of the video to show this is legit but you can skip to 16 seconds or just play the game yourself, it takes roughly a couple of minutes.
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sorry
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larps are running to millions but we actually the only ever cat mascot from META with a given name by @Astryxdesign meta property="og:image:alt" content="Astracat, the Astryx mascot, in an astronaut helmet with an Astryx-branded jetpack, against a gradient backdrop of asterisk shapes" Its even on Facebooks github idk how more free you could get when larp mascots are running to 500k+ 0xe6f37ef76d7bd478a88412fa0515407bc3c8b49d
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