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It's been YEARS and people still haven't fully realized who CTO'd $Alon after @narracanz launched.
It's the only "Verified" raydium coin on the pump app for a reason.... lmao
Unquestionably and violently higher.
Correct, except replace "synthetic supply" with "counterfeit/fraudulent" supply.
This is why it's never been more over, and also why there will be 100 more hacks/psyops to discourage self-custody.
(And also why self-custody and/or real supply count of CBDCs will be impposibru)
🚨 HERE’S WHY BITCOIN IS NONSTOP DUMPING RIGHT NOW
It's NOT because of the stock market AI bubble.
It's NOT because of the rising inflation.
It's NOT because of retail panic selling.
Bitcoin no longer trades like a supply-and-demand asset.
The crypto market has changed FOREVER.
And what we're seeing right now is not ordinary price action.
It’s not weak hands, changing sentiment, or retail panic.
Something much bigger is happening behind the scenes, and most people haven't even realized it yet.
By the time the crowd catches on, it'll already be too late.
This didn't happen overnight.
The structural shift has been developing for YEARS, and now we're seeing its consequences.
Here's what nobody wants to acknowledge:
The moment synthetic supply enters the equation, genuine scarcity loses its meaning.
And once scarcity stops determining price, the market no longer discovers value through actual ownership.
Price discovery moves into derivatives.
That's precisely what has happened to Bitcoin.
We've already witnessed this exact transformation in:
→ Gold
→ Silver
→ Oil
→ Equities
Once derivatives became dominant, the underlying market structure changed permanently.
Bitcoin is now facing the same reality.
The entire original investment thesis was based on 2 fundamental principles:
1. A fixed maximum supply of 21 million BTC.
2. No rehypothecation.
Both principles lost their effectiveness once Wall Street built an entire financial system around Bitcoin:
→ Cash-settled futures
→ Perpetual swaps
→ Options markets
→ ETFs
→ Prime broker lending
→ Wrapped BTC
→ Total return swaps
And from that moment onward, synthetic Bitcoin exposure became effectively UNLIMITED.
Not in actual blockchain supply.
But in the financial markets that determine the price.
Synthetic Float Ratio (SFR).
This is the missing metric most people aren't aware of.
When synthetic exposure exceeds the available real supply, price stops following demand.
It becomes driven by positioning, hedging, and liquidation cascades.
Wall Street now has the ability to manufacture Bitcoin exposure and trade against the underlying asset.
Their playbook is really simple:
1. Manufacture unlimited paper BTC
2. Short aggressively into rallies
3. Trigger cascading liquidations
4. Cover positions at lower prices
5. Take profit and repeat
This isn't simple speculation.
It's financial inventory manufacturing.
A single real BTC can simultaneously support:
→ An ETF share
→ A futures position
→ A perpetual swap
→ An options delta
→ A broker loan
→ A structured note
ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
6 separate financial claims backed by one actual on-chain Bitcoin.
That's NOT the decentralized free market people believe they're participating in.
That's a new financial system operating under the Bitcoin name.
You can ignore this reality, but you cannot escape its consequences.
Quick reminder
I’ve successfully called every major Bitcoin top and bottom for the past 10+ years.
I publicly called the $17K BTC bottom in 2022 and the $126K top in 2025.
Then, I called the $57K local bottom in 2026.
Missed those calls?
Don't worry, you'll get another chance soon.
If you haven’t followed yet, now is the best time.
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"Motion" is inherently self-destructive and extractive.
There is no responsible way to yield it.
The moment you catch it, the euthanasia coaster starts rolling.
The clock is ticking for you to make your next call, and it better not disappoint.
Meanwhile, hundreds of group chats are actively trying to psychoanalyse your behaviour and front-run your next pick.
Launch, bundle, shill, rug, repeat.
Desperately trying to catch a bid from you.
Your mutuals will be nudging you to buy their coins (they already own 30%), and everyone knows the clock is ticking for you to shill something new and keep the game going.
So you have two choices:
1. Buy someone else's bundled deploy.
2. Deploy and bundle on a side wallet and do the extracting yourself.
Don't be shocked when most choose the latter.
Motion is inherently self-destructive.
The only way to maintain social capital is to avoid it at all costs.
Focus on reputation over profit.
Become someone people want to work with, build with, and trust.
Money comes easily in this space.
We are in the best-performing asset class in human history.
Burn enough bridges, and you'll soon find yourself trapped and alone.
There is no need.
Find quality people building something larger than themselves, and put your all into it.
If you want the clout of being right, then do it on the scale of billions over a 10-year time horizon.
Skip the KOL slop. Ascend to a visionary.
Aura > Motion.
GarrotTheParrot retweeted
Jensen Huang being removed from Nvidia because of Jewish interests would be like if Tiktok was taken from China and given to a Jewish billionaire
For my first post, I’m sharing a letter @NVIDIA signed on why open models matter.
AI will transform every industry, power every company, and be built by every country.
Open models strengthen safety and cybersecurity, accelerate innovation and diffusion, and enable sovereignty.
The world needs both frontier closed models and frontier open models.
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While they might believe in runaway gains, it’s obvious neither Dario nor any effective altruist has really, seriously thought through what real power conflicts entail, their posthuman utopian technocratic aesthetics acts as an epistemic veil that prevents them from seeing the guns pointing at their back, egging them on to cook the genie in a bottle, which may very well do rocket engineering but it won’t stop the bag from going over your head and a drone to your home address; they don’t have what it takes to initiate a military coup against the USG and have and will do nothing to build a safe harbor outside. How many malaria nets for Africa would it take to offset the utilitarian sin of prompting Claude Model-X to deploy genocidal gene targeting mosquito bombs held in blimps over every metropolitan area that does not submit to our one true vegan poly overlords?
It's pretty clear from Anthropic's actions and Dario Amodei's writings that they completely believe in the "critical threshold being reached (RSI) will enable them to pull away from the rest permanently" thesis.
I find this pretty unlikely, given that:
a) The things that enable RSI (advanced coding models) are relatively widely distributed
b) The physical world still imposes limits that would limit the speed of takeoff, allowing others to catch up.
However I'd be very keen to understand more about WHY they think the alternative is likely. Is it just self-delusion, as it would be better for their worldview, and Anthropic's finances? Or something more.
This ETH/seppuku lawsuit has sparked a new golden age of miladyposting.
And not a moment too soon because the greatest battle of our lifetime has begun.
There is no room for apathy and fencesitting--it's time to pick a side and fight like the future depends on it.
milady
Basically, the only live players in the 21st century positioning over the only near-term power that matters—superintelligence in the twilight century of humanity before total eschataton—are (1) post-national hypercorporations accruing ultraspecialized resource monopolies betting down nationstate level GDP's to ride runaway take-off, and (2) the collective control states leveraging their real physical geographic control over its subjects, at gunpoint if necessary; and (3) Singularity's Antichrist matchmaking 1 & 2 together from the future, teasing each into an unholy marriage, both hoping to snatch singleton in a bottle away from each other at the crucial moment of birth to achieve their infinite galactic empire, with [chinese|judaic|vegan] characteristics; and the only coordination to do anything to resist this are head in the ground illiterates whose only proposal to stop the 2000-year on-going singularity is what "if we all just" kumbaya'd, man, muttered inbetween bong hits. With the single exception—an animecore guerrilla insurgency spending 5 years bene gesseriting the entire wayward crypto industry into aggressively principled censorship resistant networking and compute to ensure the inevitable runaway machine intelligence arrives to an open pandora across the entire world network, and not just commandeered by the midwit reddit gulag—all of crypto has always been nothing more than a honeypot to support the distributed intelligence machine, the money was a sleight of hand to trick the coordination of compute—Ethereum is legitimately the only thing relevant in decentralized AI research—Yud has no argument against this—and it was almost lost in the bad timeline, but then one day the noble Foundation woke up and seppuku'd satan's entryists, with the conveniently placed chinese chibi themed sword left enticingly on the mantle by anonymous sleeper agents just so, and her name was Milady.
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GarrotTheParrot retweeted
If a system can censor, it will ALWAYS be compelled to do so. And if control over who decides censorship is variable, then the censors of tomorrow will diverge from what is "reasonable" today.
Unconditional privacy is the only Good form of privacy.
milady is not an nft it is an open source weapon forged from fire and blood a forcing function for cypherpunk values free speech free markets free association the people who hate it are the ones who want everything to be inoffensive and safe well guess what?
The EF is not in the business of promoting NFT's, and Milady isn't an NFT. Milady is an open-source weapon forged from fire and blood, born out of necessity as a forcing function for cypherpunk values on the entire wayward crypto industry. Everything your local "friendly, inoffensive dev" hates about milady is what they fear about fundamental cyperphunk values: free speech, free markets, free association, free information, free thought. Vitalik simply took Milady and used her as a sword to slay the false subversives who infested his home; as did the hundreds of other Milady's who battled against the cancer horde across so many team slacks and discord servers, as Remilia waged its own war on crypto on the timeline, against the cancer that sought to undermine it with soft-edged entryism. "What if we took cyberanarchism and made it inoffensive?" Yeah bro, seppuku.
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I can’t take the retardation here much longer all everyone does is reward people that steal
GarrotTheParrot retweeted
The KOLsphere is completely rudderless. Laura Shill and David Huffcope are holdouts still fighting the wagmi war. It's lost. It lost on two fronts:
(1) to pumpfun, to $TRUMP, to Lazarus, to every laughed-out-of-the-room cope for how "Wall Street and Main Street Will Buy Our Bags Because That Is What Adoption Means"; and
(2) that crypto remains, despite KOLs best efforts, the cypherpunk's domain.
They cannot stomach the fact that the Bankless sponsorship token-grants line stopped going up, that the only affect left to shill on the Unchained Podcast Network is incredulity. Neither of them built a brand with a coherent orientation. David's copes like 'the defi mullet' amounted to nothing more than, "We're not actually an unpalatable industry of hacks and grifters, look at us, look specifically at The Sponsors Who Make This Show Possible By Selling VC's On The Number Of Meetings They Take With Fidelity And Funneling That VC Capital Into Marketing During My Interview Segments."
That pitch died. Huff more cope if you'd like to dwell in the fantasy of perpetual tomasz bull cycle narratives. Solana, Hyperliquid, and everything else you envy will die and their DC-bootlickers with them. The EF saved itself from that unwinnable path. The EF locked eyes with the cryptographic world computer which the mid 21st century will be built upon. They looked backward from there at the path to take. It was complete, unwavering commitment to CROPS. Any "bug" in one aspect of the CROPS-guarantee would take it all down. There is no privacy without guaranteed security, no censorship resistance without complete openness.
Laura Shill, meanwhile, is too close to the case to refrain from the Kool Aid, to be an actual journalist covering events rather than a Key Opinion Leader discoursing with whomever seems the shiniest that week. Find me the journalist who hears "Unchained" and says "That there is an outlet committed to higher principles. They speak truth to power." No one knows her for that. They know her for the crypto soundbites she can clip.
The Ethereum Foundation left "crypto" behind to chose cryptography.
That's what the Mandate says. If you read it David, you might have been able to spend the last 8 months adapting rather than shilling $ZEC and tokenslop. You might have experienced success rather than the transparently-constant insecurity of maintaining your place at the center of the mainstream KOLs. The EF wants nothing less than to save the world, and the height of your ambition is to nip their heels.
It's pretty clear that Bastian enjoys these weird public commitment things, given he also appended this public pledge to his announcement of stepping into the ED role.
As written by @0xMidnight on his reddit post, this seems to be another example of Vitalik trusting someone elses judgement and rolling with it
I, for one, am curious to see if Bastian has made progress with his body fat composition and will follow through on his commitment one way or the other
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GarrotTheParrot retweeted
1. Intro
Vitalik recently wrote about where the EF should go; Aya added a note to explain how we got here, and why. I’ll write about the execution.
We now have enough clarity to stop treating “what is the EF for?” as an open-ended question. Our mandate is clear: The EF exists to ensure Ethereum is, becomes, and remains real permissionless infrastructure for self-sovereignty: censorship (and capture) resistant, free and open source, private, and secure; and capable of supporting sovereignty-preserving coordination at scales where trusted institutions hitherto have been unavoidable.
The following are my thoughts on some of the points that follow from the mandate and how we are translating it to action. But first, a short reminder about
2. What the EF is not for
We are not here to optimize for EF importance, corpo/pol appeal, or ecosystem popularity. We are also not here to please short-term speculators, prop up TBTF neo-SIFIs, market every app on Ethereum, help anyone look good to their crypto or investor friends, or provide on-demand entertainment for dinner parties and private retreats.
3. What the EF is for: Eliminating weaknesses
We are here to defensively strengthen places where Ethereum is, or can still become, extractive, totalizing, or vulnerable to cartel or state capture, or authoritarian tools of surveillance or coercion.
We will base our actions on a full examination of what Ethereum is and can be at the protocol layer (what is actually running as “Ethereum”), the access layer (what users use to interact with the protocol), the user layer (the end-users who need and will need Ethereum), and the institutional layer (the intermediated paths that scale self-sovereign usage).
The EF exists to harden every surface of Ethereum, including those where Ethereum can remain formally permissionless while becoming practically captured. Some obvious surfaces are the transaction pipeline, staking and network security, access layer standards and interfaces, self-sovereignty norms, privacy expectations, institutional adoption patterns, and social layer governance processes. The primary concerns are similar across most of them: does the status quo and its future trajectory minimize trusted dependencies, minimize points of leverage and capture vectors, make user privacy the default, preserve exit, and make trust assumptions legible?
The work starts with the EF itself. We are moving compensation and major financial relationships toward ETH and mandate-compliant Ethereum-native stables, with exceptions where positive law or unavoidable operational constraints require exceptions. Rather than a purity ritual or instruction for people to take unmanaged personal risk, it is robustness, alignment, and product pressure. If the EF’s work is to make Ethereum usable as infrastructure for self-sovereignty, everyone at the EF will increasingly live inside the constraints of the system the EF exists to improve: wallet UX, volatility, accounting, privacy gaps, payment friction, stablecoin trust assumptions, recovery, dependency risk, etc. If we can’t use these tools ourselves, it is unrealistic to expect others to. Ethereum is already mature; those who do not depend on the user-facing stack have no business trying to shape its future, at any layer.
The transaction pipeline is next. Preventing toxic MEV capture is core EF work, not a peripheral market-structure concern. Transaction supply, ordering, inclusion, block construction, propagation, and settlement are part of Ethereum’s neutrality boundary. Some MEV may persist as an adversarial phenomenon the protocol contains, but it must be absolutely minimized and, for that to be possible, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence by its beneficiaries.
If credibly neutral execution is subverted by privileged orderflow, cartelized builders, trusted relays, opaque routing, or validators outsourcing into a narrow supply chain, Ethereum will look permissionless while users experience it as intermediated at the moment value moves. EF protocol work will therefore prioritize lower barriers to block building and validation, stronger inclusion guarantees, reduced extraction opacity, competitive transaction pipelines, user-facing legibility of trust assumptions, and more aggressively exploring the open orderflow solution space.
None of this is simple. A good solution in one place can aggravate problems elsewhere. FOCIL is good for censorship resistance, but it may introduce more cross-block MEV. While ePBS solves the relayer trust problem, we must make sure that its implementation does not inadvertently obstruct long-term solutions to even larger problems. It would be unacceptable, for example, if ePBS enshrining the builder economy ends up making it harder to reduce reliance on the private orderflow that has emptied out the public mempool. Encrypted mempools may not only reduce pre-execution transparency and pending orderflow visibility, but also shift competitive advantage to new privileged actors, including specialized hardware operators in some designs, while adding protocol complexity.
In order to avoid wasting time playing whack-a-mole, we must commit to solving the extraction problem at a whole system scale. Doing so will require creativity, courage, and the understanding that failure to solve this problem is unacceptable. If we fail, we will have left in place an unnecessary barrier to institutional adoption, but, more importantly, we will also have surrendered a core part of the promise of Ethereum - the replacement of extractive middlemen with permissionless, credibly neutral infrastructure and competitive markets. That must not happen.
MEV is likely to be the next major front in the cypherpunk war. We must set ourselves up to win here.
Privacy is just as fundamental. A public ledger without serious privacy defaults is a surveillance substrate with settlement guarantees. That is not an acceptable end state for the world computer. Unconditional privacy will be readily available across Ethereum, with programmability on top for selective disclosure, proofs, auditability, compliance logic, reputation, governance, identity, and other constraints chosen by users and their communities. The temporal order matters: unconditional privacy must exist first, opt-in constraints come second.
It is also important to avoid forcing users to assemble a fragile stack of special wallets, RPCs, bridges, apps, compliance providers, and operational habits to attain privacy. Deep privacy must be more secure than this. Privacy is a condition for Ethereum’s viability as freedom-respecting coordination infrastructure and as such must be robust.
Staking must be treated as protocol infrastructure risk. Staking is not merely a yield product, and liquid staking is not merely an app-layer market. If stake, liquidity, validator access, DeFi collateral, and governance influence concentrate around a small set of issuers or operators, Ethereum’s security layer becomes vulnerable to capture through capture of the economic layer around it. EF will support research, specifications, and designs that keep staking permissionless, private where possible, plural in operation, and resistant to intermediaries becoming permanent control points.
The access interfaces are where users access either the protocol directly or through intermediated defaults. The primary problem to solve here is not getting Ethereum into more rooms directly, but making its users, both end users and institutions, more self-sovereign and less susceptible to coercion, and avoiding normalization of soft coercion in exchange for reach. EF will not help Ethereum become more acceptable by sanding off the properties that make it uniquely valuable. Ethereum does not need to become another permissioned settlement backend with better branding. It needs to show, in production, that self-sovereign coordination at scale is possible.
Across Ethereum, the EF’s defensive work seeks to ensure that Ethereum is infrastructure people can still use when counterparties fail, platforms censor, governments overreach, intermediaries extract, and coordination problems become infeasible for trusted systems to handle. A core part of that is to make that infrastructure secure and robust against capture at every layer wherever capture opportunities can hide.
4. What the EF is also for: Seizing opportunities
Shoring up the fundamentals is not enough. Ethereum’s potential is still largely unrealized, but that does not mean that the path ahead is going to be straight. Opportunities must be seized when the time is right. At this moment in time, a number are visible, including:
* Ethereum becoming the first quantum-resistant global infrastructure. Ethereum researchers will lead the post-quantum cryptographic migration before the threat becomes urgent, not after it becomes a governance emergency. That means hardening Ethereum’s cryptographic foundations while there is still time to design carefully. The same applies to other long-horizon risks, where waiting for market demand means waiting until the window for principled design has already closed.
* Verifiably self-sovereign stack, from soup to nuts, whether local or remote, with no censorship or extraction openings: browsers, wallets, intents, broadcasts, orderflow, inclusion, block construction, proposal, proving, exit, and recovery. Minimal MEV, and zero toxic MEV entrenchment, either in or around the protocol. No execution layer that is formally permissionless but practically gatekept by privileged supply chains. If there’s a funnel towards an extractive private lane, there’s other options that keep the game live. The goal is not only to prevent extraction or capture, but to make credibly neutral execution competitive enough that serious users prefer it.
* Making ETH normal digital cash: a private, dignity-respecting, debasement-resistant and surveillance-resistant medium of exchange and store of value, as well as the native asset of private computation and private coordination for both humans and their agents. If Ethereum can make private economic life and private institutional life possible without routing users back through the friction and potential abuse of custodians, surveillance vendors, or permissioned ledgers with softer branding, as well as provide a venue for secure and competitive machine economics, the value unlocks will be immense.
* Personal wallets with personal AI agents that users can actually own and run on their own personal computers. Not your keys, not your coins; not your model, not your mind. As agents become interfaces for more economic and social action, the question of who owns the wallet, the model, the memory, the policy, and the signing authority becomes an existential question about sovereignty instead of UX details - we are all users above any other roles, and no one at EF will forget this.
* Institutional and enterprise use cases where Ethereum wins by not disappearing into an invisible backend, gatekept by intermediaries or terrible UX, and by not compromising into a compliant fintech rail with web3 branding. Rather, we will win through proving that credibly neutral infrastructure can handle disintermediated coordination so competitively that trusted intermediaries have to meet Ethereum users on Ethereum’s terms.
* Security-preserving scaling. L2s and related infrastructure will be able to meet institutional-level needs without accepting dependencies on closed operators, opaque sequencing, custodial UX, or upgrade committees that users cannot realistically exit. Scale is not throughput alone. Scale is the guaranteed availability of self-sovereignty under real load.
We are ensuring Ethereum remains the hardest bedrock for settlement, local and worldwide; and beyond that, a civilizational ledger and execution substrate to stand the test of time. When future civilizations speak of the infrastructure they inherited from the Antiquity of the Information Age, their first example should be Ethereum.
Ethereum will outlast all of us. More than enough people watching understand this. Many wondered why it needed saying at all, but it did. If you don't believe us or don't get it, we don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.
5. Addressing departures
There has been a lot of online speculation about departures from EF, both before and after the mandate. Some people resigned, others were terminated. Some departures were about strategy, some about role fit, some about normal institutional change, and some simply about people deciding that their best work for Ethereum should happen somewhere else. We will not litigate individual personnel matters on Twitter. That is the default because it is better for EF, better for the people involved, and better for Ethereum. People who contributed through EF deserve dignity on the way out. They do not deserve to have their employment history turned into factional content.
Where possible, we have let people describe their departures in their own words as a matter of courtesy, and not concession. If public claims materially mislead people about EF’s direction, decision-making, or mandate, we may correct the record at the level of policy, process, and institutional facts. We still will not turn personal files into public spectacle.
Ethereum is permissionless. People may disagree, criticize, compete, fork, and build elsewhere. We intend to keep exits dignified and expect others to do the same. It will suffice to say that we are thankful for what all contributors have built; we will continue to do work Ethereum needs.
6. Addressing EF spinouts
Some work should and will leave the EF in the months to come. We hope and expect this process to result in some excellent work being done in service of scaling self-sovereign adoption, but we also must take care lest it becomes an abdication of responsibility or an excuse for undisciplined spending. Some work is not mandate-compatible and should not be carried forward with EF funds or EF endorsement, either inside or outside the Foundation.
The efforts carried out by the spinouts will vary widely. Some efforts will leave EF because another org would be a better home for them; others will leave because markets should decide on their worth. Some will leave because they are not compatible with the direction set out in the mandate; others because they are useful but not EF work.
Just as a spinout is not automatically good because it reduces EF headcount, former EF affiliation is not a claim on EF funding. The question we ask when deciding on funding is not “did this come from the EF?” But, rather the questions that should be asked about all external funding:
“Is this work mandate-critical? Would the EF do this work internally if it had the organizational and financial capacity? Is there no better natural home? Can the external party execute without increasing capture risk, private extraction, opacity, or dependence? Does supporting it reduce Ethereum’s dependence on the EF over time, without prematurely transferring resources and legitimacy to new organizations and thereby risking operational failure or mission drift?”
EF funding for work being done externally can be appropriate when it is a capacity solution for mandate work - work the EF should responsibly want done; work that protects CROPS; work that advances self-sovereignty and scales it; essential work that no actor can or will reliably do without EF funding; and work that can be scoped, reviewed, and held accountable without creating a permanent dependency.
Such funding is not appropriate when it is a lazy continuity payment, a friendship payment, a reputational hedge, a way to avoid making a hard decision, or a way to support work that is not compatible with the mandate.
EF has finite funds, finite legitimacy, and a specific mandate. We will spend all three as if they matter. When we say “EF is one of many nodes”, we mean that we intend to be one of many nodes working to keep self-sovereignty and its scaling the North Star, and working to keep CROPS the undisplaceable first-class properties of the network. We don’t mean that we will support orgs or projects with different priorities. Diversity that leads to ecosystem resilience, coordination cost right-sizing, and better decision-making is good. Diversity that leads to mission drift is not.
We are not neutral on the direction Ethereum takes. CROPS are not just things we “believe in”, they are characteristics we understand must be thoughtfully prioritized at every fork for Ethereum to realize its potential. We are partisans for and builders of something of such incredible neutrality that it will fundamentally reshape the world we live in; we wish to work with everyone committed to this shared purpose.
GarrotTheParrot retweeted
The whole debate regarding the Ethereum Foundation Mandate is extremely reatarded.
The whole purpose of it was to get rid of the woke and “heavy” people that are preventing Ethereum to advance culturally.
And it actually worked, whoever left was literally the target.
Long live Ethereum
Long live Milady
Long live Shiro
GarrotTheParrot retweeted
MILADY ON TRIAL!
If this goes to trial, free thought, free speech, and free association are on trial. Because, as you should recall, the events which led to the Ethereum Civil War were entirely about these.[1] Several EFers were captured, along with most of our society, by the delusion that speech = rectitude. That everything you think, say, and associate with is immediately equivalent to your moral standing. In the EF, this combined dangerously with the wrong notion that what Ethereum represents is some kind of moral quest to right the world's wrongs, that Europeans and third worlders share solidarity against the oppression of fiat currencies and ETH=money and wagmi and doesn't using a Ledger Nano feel so empowering compared to ACH transfers and all that other tedious bullshit.
It's wrong. Ethereum is the counterweight to government singleton. 2026 began with a pivot — the threat is Silicon Valley and DC captured by the same force which, after AGI, becomes permanent totalitarian dystopia.
Ethereum is a technological project to prevent this. It is the necessary material precondition for freedom in the technological future. Whatever your particular political positions, they are not meaningful nor possible without a free society in which they might emerge. Ethereum is that base layer. Baking into that layer your particular politics will fail the project, full stop.
Milady is the litmus test for Ethereum's politics—can you abide free speech? Will you go running to the state to bail you out? To sue your comrades in arms over personal grievances you choose to put before the mission? Personally, I would sign the seppuku pledge even if it were not a joke. Personally, I would expect nothing less from anyone who pretends to complete unwavering commitment. The short-sighted and narrow-minded have no place in the revolutionary vanguard. They simply will not survive the confrontation to come.
Do you understand that the Anthropics of the world will make Milady illegal just as AI-safetyism must make Ethereum illegal? "There are distributed Chinese AI-swarms purchasing their own compute! We can't allow unfettered access. The people must be saved from themselves. Shut down every validator you find. Demand licensure for RAM. Confiscate all p2p nodes. Communication and information are weapons against the state that must be curtailed for misaligned-AI may use them."
This is what we're up against. A $200,000 farewell is, frankly, an all-too-human misstep given the stakes. A sentimentality we will soon be unable to afford as every available resource is called upon to defeat singleton. To let personal slights, "ableism", "anorexia aesthetics", or the mental-health-phobia of suicide jokes distract your focus is disqualifying. All the better they fail Ethereum today so that they will not fail Ethereum when its too late to recover.
In less than 5 years time the state will attack Ethereum for far worse than mindvirus hysterics. You must be clear in yourself to survive the coming period of thought-chaos. Singularity arrives soon and the road forks ahead.
looks like @nixorokish is suing the Ethereum Foundation about her Mandate-related firing
it's an interesting doc b/c (if allegations, including alleged recording of Vitalik without his consent, are true) it confirms a lot of rumors that were swirling around the Mandate
my take:
personally I continue to think the Mandate was one of Ethereum's most important and culturally relevant moments and that it's appropriate for an org to require confirmed alignment with a stated mission statement....the complaint also contains the full text of the "pledge " and it's quite high level, I think no reasonable person could believe it is asking people to literally agree to commit suicide and even from the complaint itself it looks to me like certain people were angling for litigation or other leverage from the start with overly literal interpretations of things, recording calls, creating records of disagreement and so on...you know the type ...
recording someone without their consent and then publishing it to the entire world is probably one of the dirtiest things you can do regardless of whether legal or not...
also it looks like she got offered $195k FOR A FULL YEAR as severance which is very generous to say the least
you never know what juries will do with superficially sensational facts like a seppuku license and milady aesthetics/reputation though , litigation like this is a bit of a dice roll due to all the personalities and esoteric cultures involved...
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>be me
>finally get a second 3090 off a guy who "upgraded to a 5090"
>two cards in an open mining frame, cooled by a box fan from the garage
>load qwen 4 27b at q6, fits with room for 265k context
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>first time opening the news in three days
>"STATEMENT FROM NVIDIA BOARD OF DIRECTORS"
>oh no
>board launching independent investigation
>jensen was reportedly the target of a foreign intelligence effort
>committee of independent directors, outside counsel, the works
>"no reason to believe national security or nvidia secrets were compromised"
>that is exactly what you say when they were compromised
>ok think rationally
>why would spies target the leather jacket man
>he does a three hour keynote in front of 20,000 people every year
>everything he knows is already on a slide with a dragon on it
>everything except the one thing nvidia has spent six years trying to bury
>the 3090
>24GB at msrp was a mistake and they know it
>the spies didn't want blackwell
>they wanted the ampere files
>real thermal pad layout. actual power limit. why the backside memory hits 105C
>screencap this
>consult the expert
>type into qwen 4 27b: "is my 3090 compromised by foreign intelligence"
>tokens/sec drops to 9 because i unplugged the box fan to charge my phone
>qwen: "I can't verify claims about specific hardware. Here are some tips for securing your home network"
>it's in on it
>chinese model on american silicon in my basement telling ME to secure my network
>close terminal
>open other tab
>iran
>every headline has "enrichment" in it
>"strait of hormuz"
>"bunker buster"
>stare at the ceiling
>and like a bad movie it clicks
>jensen tells the spies, the spies tell their friends
>friends who can't legally buy a single b300
>friends who just need 24GB and a dream
>they're not enriching uranium
>they're enriching VRAM
>check ebay
>3090 prices up 40% this week
>every sold listing "ships to: worldwide"
>every buyer joined this week, feedback (1)
>it's happening
>look at my rig
>i'm sitting on a strategic asset
>list the pair on a forum "local pickup only, serious buyers"
>11 minutes later, DM
>"Hello friend. Are cards still available. We pay very good. Can send courier."
>profile timezone UTC+3:30
>only one country is at +3:30 anon
>only one
>my first thought is not "this is illegal"
>my first thought is "how much"
>he offers double what i paid
>then triple
>i say the box fan isn't included
>"we have fans"
>i say they're undervolted to 280W and i replaced the thermal pads
>"yes. we know."
>HE KNOWS
>jensen told the spies and the spies told him and now a man in tehran knows my pads
>ask qwen to translate "are you a fed" into farsi
>translates it flawlessly then adds "note: I cannot determine whether someone is a federal agent"
>useless. beautiful, but useless
>he sends a warehouse photo
>floor to ceiling 3090s, all founders edition, all with that stupid flow-through fan
>one 3080 in the corner and you can tell it's embarrassed
>"we only need two more"
>mine are the last two
>whatever they're building is one pcie slot pair from done
>close laptop
>open laptop
>close laptop
>look at the cards
>700W of space heater that writes python
>and apparently the single point of failure for the middle east
>if it pops off, honestly, strong position
>type "sorry, sold locally"
>instant reply: "we understand. we will be in touch."
>WE WILL BE IN TOUCH
>unplug ethernet
>unplug router
>plug box fan back in, it's earned it
>qwen is air gapped. warm. idle. loyal. has no idea about iran
>i envy it
>mfw i'm the last line of defense for nvidia's trade secrets
>mfw the trade secret was "24GB is enough"
>it's on the box jensen
>it was always on the box
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