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Don't judge my intelligence by my tweets :)

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Joined August 2011
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So @kusumanjalee and I decided to take the @Dictionarycom word of the day and turn it into a doodle or something. We start today.
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There's so much space in the train but this person has decided to stand right in front of me and her hair keeps coming wayyy too close to me
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Was in a good mood this morning and now annoyed because wtf man
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Christmas cake mixing events are so gross.
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People are either gross and creepy but generally sane or clean and socialised or whatever but absolutely insane. So if you want to date, you have to chose between gross and insane.
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Do I want a trash bag in bed with me or a cuckoo clock?
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And then there are the trash bag cuckoo clocks.
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I fell from my cot multiple times as a baby and I still somehow have more sense than certain people. Did the stork drop them multiple times from the sky during delivery? Wtf happened.
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I'm hate watching Nobody Wants This but just saw a spoiler which has made me realise I mayn't make it to the end of the season (though I think the spoiler is at the end of it). I honestly can't figure out if the show is pro Judaism or anti because wtf.
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So earlier with chatgpt-ed garbage, the grammar was okay, I feel. Now, it's very online speak, which sounds off and is so difficult to fix. You know what would be easier? If people just wrote things themselves
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Just watched (half) a tiktok of a dude saying I can manifest the body I want so goodbye treadmill. Hello manifestation
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Security camera guy said he was coming at 5 so I rushed evening things and couldn't get half my work done. He's yet to get here -.-
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I quite loudly said "කොහෙද මේ මිනිහා? Timbuktu වලින්ද එන්නේ?" just as he called to say he's outside
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Finally went to Lucky Stores to tell them about the number issue. Turns out Podi Sir's number ends in 9, whereas mine ends in 8. What to do.
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Finally convinced Amma about solar and got a quote from a place also except now the bloody kalawedda has done some damage to our ceiling -.-
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Took the day off because I'm not feeling well and now feeling worse because my brain sees any non-fun thing that prevents me from working as weakness.
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Shailendree retweeted
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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Got absolutely squashed in the train Got caught to the rain Uber on surge and the guy still cancelled Muttered motherfucker at least four times Going on very little sleep and can't anymore
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Going to consider this period of my life the experimentation years. The experiment being seeing how much I can put my stupid body and mind through because one or both give up.
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Kind of regretting this morning's post-kiribath nap because why am I still awake :(
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How are we done with the weekend already 😭
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