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Jon

@ShallowCritic

Least known, therefore least bothered man in the world

 California
Joined March 2009
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The recipe is simple: Train with weights 3x a week. Eat 3 single ingredient protein dense meals a day. No snacking. Drink water. Sleep 7 to 8 hours. Walk 30 minutes a day. Get out in nature. Treat these as standards and you'll be fitter than 95% of the average population.
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CJ Stroud took the under on all his props tonight
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It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot. Pluto’s icy Mountains.
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Dere iz nuffing rike a ribrary 👘🍜
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A boring business will set you financially free. - $0 of your own money - 6 figures in profit - 90 days Ready to do this? I created a doc with the 10 steps you'll need. - Like & Repost - Comment "Send" And I'll DM it to you. (Must follow, 24 hours only)
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I can't with the comments 🤣 💀
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Awesome sunset in Roseville tonight.
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96 degrees in September is nuts. Ready for this shit to be over
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Hilarious 😂
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The difference between a Chevy owner and a Ford owner.
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You aren’t alone, God is closer than you think.
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now THIS is Cinema
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Blue Jays run line 🤮
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This is the most unbelievably hilarious way the Chiefs have ever won a game
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If you had the under 7.5 in the Tigers/Guardians game, I’ll pray for you.
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Pam Bondi is compromised.
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Goodnight ya filthy animals. Dream of large women
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