ShamelessInChicago

Being with a guy who doesn't want to get married is like working overtime at a job with no upward mobility. #wtf #marriage #singleforever

Had to resort to Twitter to complain about shit bc my lawyer bf advises that I refrain from posting controversial statuses on fb.

I'm back bitches.

People having their 2nd, 3rd or 4th child... Do you not have student loans? Like how is birth control not an option for you?

You can treat me like shit all you want. It won't change the fact that I'm 3-0. #fantasyfootball #hatersgonnahate

If my bf would stop proposing shitty trades, that would be great. 👍🏽 #FantasyFootball

Goal complete. #check #6figureannualhouseholdincome #finallyblendingintothisneighborhood #stillfeelpoor

God. How do people spend 10 years married and I can't even get through a day without wanting to slap the shit out of my boyfriend.

Threesomes sounded more appealing in college when I was 20lbs lighter and smoking hot.

The bf just asked for anal and a threesome. What took so long?

WHY won't my bf show me our sex tale??!? #furious

There were too many foreign bitches at my house today. Frfr.

Three things that I hate sharing: dresses, boys, and the road. Like who rides bicycles these days?

It's Friday. Looks like I'm going to start shit with my bf on purpose, just so we can fight and have hate sex tonight. #adultactivities

#bf just got pissed that I was in another Fantasy league with a bunch of guy friends. WTFFFFF.

I fucking want this. In my mouth. Right now. xitter.gq/sunda/status/605405450…

From DUI's to IUD's, that's how milf's in the Chi werk.

What's up with all these blonde chicks dating the ugliest Mexican dudes ever???

People need to shut the fuck up about the #Duggar clan. How does anyone find having 19 kids appealing?

I don't want to keep in touch with stupid people from college.