Shane Pearce

We’re living in a simulation and you can’t tell me otherwise

I feel so sorry for any young woman who’s dad is publicly posting support for Brand.

The fact that Katy Perry wrote Firework about Brand and he ended up banged up on bonfire night has absolutely sent me Also with this information, why is every radio station in the country still playing it?!

No. Wait. Trump fucked it so badly he turned Texas blue! 😂

Well this is wonderful news to wake up to - apart from the nuclear holocaust potential

It’s always the ones you most suspect

There’s always a tweet

All this bullshit from Jim and he’s being done for assault. Probably best to keep a low profile, Jim. The likes of yourself, Jeffrey etc have bigger things to worry about than whether or not a woman is being “reckless and irresponsible”

Moore Holmes has a secret Kneecap playlist

Matthew Shanks is essentially Jamie Bryson without a bin

Local radio ads in NI are tragic. U105’s current ad break - Old Used Cars - Pest Control (using terriers) - Local furniture company voiced by owner 🤦‍♂️ - Funky Pidgeon - Sausage Rolls All voiced by the most over dramatic, over serious voiceovers Followed by Tamzin Archer 😂

That’s one way to end your career and piss off an entire country, Vittorio.

Imagine waking up this morning and realising you’re Jim Alister

The level of hate James Hype gets is unmatched, I’ve seen nothing like it. Completely undeserved.

Hopefully the sentence handed to Donaldson will encourage survivors of sexual and domestic abuse, who were on the fence about reporting their attackers, to come forward. From the leader of Unionism, to hiding in a jail cell in fear - nobody is above the law.

Being a millennial is literally pulling a muscle in your back simply by sneezing

The Garvaghy Road issue isn’t Orange and Green. It’s simpler. It’s about consent and boundaries.

Joel promised a “truth 💣” but so far has delivered nothing more than a silent fart.