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Joined March 2011
Elias Theodorou rest easy sir.
I'm done with the internet before noon. #NewRecord
Waitin on a fite
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I'm back fucko's time to fuck today's ass
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Brace yourselves, we have depth charts
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I hate hanging with my worst enemy #Me
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I'm fixing to go swim just for this feeling
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Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley no. 1 contender's match set for next Impact dlvr.it/STwKS4
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GAME PREVIEW: The Iowa Barnstormers will travel to take on the @qcsteam for the final regular season game of the year on Friday, July 15. Read more: bit.ly/3aAmOoA
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August 12th Selmer Tennessee. Back to school with the king! I will March my way down south. Raise hell. Take home a Heavyweight championship. BE THERE!!! #The King
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One of my biggest faults is that I never want to be the "unwanted" guy. The guest that people change thier mood when you show up. The "why is he". I will hit reverse hard and leave the situation fully when I start to feel that way. #TheTruthIs
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Brady on his way home after realising Gisele is also a friend of Zach Wilson's mom
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When Stacy’s Mom comes up next on the playlist
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Officially 9 more Thursdays until regular season @NFL is back!!! Who will you be rooting for? #ICantWait #TitanUp
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Me: Whats wrong... Her: Nothing....but I find it funny that..
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Well Mike......I have a belly button........2 of them. #WaitWhat
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Great show today at tacofest. Had a blast and a great turn out! Thank you @realellsworth for the show. #StabStab Shank out #TheShank
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On the road to the show. See yall at Principal Park for taco fest!!! #DaBoyz #TopShelf
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When the ref makes the face you know it was hard #Chowchilla #TheShank
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This is my friend tom......he makes hard choices......@Malice_Monster ........ball is in your court sir. See yall at #HOF
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@Shankeubanks @BryceJordyn24 and @The2Count y'all really think I'm scared of the drinking abilities of @Malice_Monster? I'm only scared of the next day's hangover. #TopShelf #2Count #TopShelfLife #GingerProblems #ComedyLife @MADHOUSESLAMS @ravenluke #Drinking #JackDaniels
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