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Sheriff Michael Scabs

@SheriffScabs

The Sheriff Scabs band, We're With The Band Podcast, professional & indie wrestling, Chicago/Orlando/Wherever I May Roam

 Parts Unknown
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Joined January 2009
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My nomination ballot was filled out Monday night, but you know these all made my short lists
Evanescence (@evanescence) profile pictureEvanescence
@evanescenceOct 14
For your @Grammys consideration Sanctuary: Best Rock Album, Album of the Year Who Will You Follow: Best Rock Performance, Best Rock Song, Best Music Video
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JJ Figures LLC@jandjfiguresOct 5
First time seeing the JJFIGURES.COM exclusive @CollectMajor BIG RUBBER GUYS SHOTZI signed by the BALLSY BADASS! Thanks to IG user @cilcisko for sharing with us Pick up a SHOTZI and get it signed the next time @ShotziTCB is in your town jjfigures.com/products/major…
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I come to this app for takes like this during an important divisional game
Leila Rahimi (@leilarahimi) profile pictureLeila Rahimi@leilarahimiSep 20
A nod to Jimmy Jam with the “Rhythm Nation” to break in the Bears-Vikings game and that’s a productive thing that’s happened today
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Cha-LOOOOO-sky
Leila Rahimi (@leilarahimi) profile pictureLeila Rahimi@leilarahimiJul 11
rob manfred said what
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I love your love
ali (@probablyalissa) profile pictureali@probablyalissaJul 6
Starting a fight with my boyfriend because he’s really good at the Save Ann mode in King Kong pinball
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We’ve all heard of waking up on the wrong side of the bed. But I just crawled into bed from the opposite side, and it’s fucking up my whole world! I can’t get comfortable. I might not sleep at all. This sucks
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ali@probablyalissaMar 22
I don’t really care about this but I’m once again begging pleading down on my hands and knees for the bleached eyebrows trend to stop.
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseMar 22
Chappell Roan addresses Jorginho’s recent post about his stepdaughter and wife. She clarifies that the security guard wasn’t her personal security and agrees it was unfair of the guard to assume the child had bad intentions.
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So proud of my friend 🖤 💚 🤘
Shotzi Blackheart (@ShotziTCB) profile pictureShotzi Blackheart
@ShotziTCBJan 29
First woman 🥰
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ali@probablyalissa14 Dec 2025
Make your own playlists. Use your brain. Use your friends. This sucks.
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I just found out that And just Like That ended after three seasons last night. I thought it got canceled back in 2021, after the whole world collectively shit on the first episode
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Leave him in Iowa. Just kidding. Don’t do that to poor Zach. That’s way too cruel.
Priscilla Kelly (@HellsFavoritePK) profile picturePriscilla Kelly
@HellsFavoritePK13 Jun 2025
Quote this with how you’d like to see me punish Zachary tomorrow. 👊😈
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F1 The Movie: I haven’t cared about a film less since they tried to force a Robbie Williams biopic using Planet of the Apes technology on me
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First day of Chicago Summer. Where it goes from 49 degrees yesterday up to 90 today before most likely dropping back down to sub-zero temps tomorrow
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“On this day…” memories have reminded me that it’s now been 20 years since I dated someone who didn’t need/want to keep our relationship a secret
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The new pope doesn’t put ketchup on a hotdog. He’s from Chicago, my friend
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That’s how you do it @WWERollins!!! #bears
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Is it just me or does everyone keep trying to snap their fingers at their messy rooms, holding on hope that THIS TIME those Mary Poppins powers will kick in
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I thought I only had to worry about Indonesian boys tricking me into believing they’re a girl in need of saving, now I have to worry about crocodiles too?
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I just said the words, “you had me at Continental breakfast” out loud And now I begin drafting my screenplay for a Jerry McGuire reboot
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Question: how do you politely explain to strangers at a concert to make sure they don’t switch your camera settings to HDR, so you don’t look like a cardboard cutout of Dave Bautista?
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