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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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Sheeeeeeeesh
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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horribly phrased but this might be the best we get in the nhl
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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May I make a suggestion that sticks to the theme
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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one of the dirtiest pieces of propaganda in the last century that has made the biggest impact on liberal zionism
larry david boomer crashout over israel was not on my bingo card
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call me a whiny classic Andy idc I need this back
i think i know which one i prefer
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The Cornell gang bang participant and/or victim looks exactly like how you’d think she would and we all know what I mean by that and I trust there won’t be any misunderstanding
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“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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This episode originally aired in 2006 It’s as relevant as ever
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i asked him if rust was similar to minecraft & he did not like that
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I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL
Ms. Rachel announces she’s matching Macklemore’s $1 million donation in support of Palestine: “I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza. Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day. We have a moral obligation to use our privilege and platforms to protect children and human rights.”
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Shut the company down, remove all the cameras. Send every executive and lobbyist who wanted this to prison forever.
Hackers ripped a Flock camera off a pole, dumped what was stored on it, and handed the files to WIRED and 404 Media. One camera. 21 days. ~50,000 vehicles. 1.6 million images. About 3,300 cars a day. Peak day: 4,454. Flock sold this as “license plate readers” with on-device encryption. The software on that box wasn’t just reading plates. It was tagging vehicles, bikes, and people. Dozens of shots of a single car. Bumper stickers. Even an American flag patch on a motorcycle bag. They put the encryption key on the camera. Then acted shocked when somebody opened it.
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How it feels to be a 32 year old world of warcraft player
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