Verbs. Nouns. A few adjectives. Spent 7 years foraging for customers @SlackHQ. Now: startup advisor, writer, fishing and farming. Learning to do by doing.

Vancouver / Sunshine Coast
Joined April 2008
Somebody flipped the setting on the Politics <> Satire switch.
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Occurred to me this morning brushing my teeth that cars and teeth basically get cleaned the same. Brush car wash = teeth brushing Jet car wash = dental cleaning Car polish = dental polish Detailing = flossing
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Didn't see a lot of Junior Vice Presidents around the clubhouse today.
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If you haven’t maxed out the salad spinner are you truly alive?
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I often hear about Messi that he’s arguably the greatest player ever. Who is arguing for anyone else?
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My timeline is all Elon Musk taking over twitter and this video of pilots intentionally crashing a jet.
In 2012, a group of Mexican scientists intentionally crashed a Boeing 727 to test which seats had the best chance of survival.
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Hey @nytsports – on July 14, 2014 @MattDuniganTSN threw for 714 yards in a game playing for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers vs Edmonton Eskimos. I was there and it was astonishing and I can't believe you didn't even mention it in the article below. nytimes.com/2022/09/28/sport…
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Okay, now I’m against the monarchy.
Replying to @robroc
They said it. "Sa majesté le roi Charles III, roi du Canada" His Mastery King Charles III, King of Canada. That's the citizenship oath now.
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Lasers go in a hole and cream containers come out.
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Almost certainly the best story about Vancouver radio I’ve ever heard.
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I am so tired of seeing these pictures. And I’m so tired of the intentional delay tactics of the @bcndp that allow it to continue happening every day in these irreplaceable ecosystems. Absolutely disgraceful @jjhorgan @KatrineConroy @GeorgeHeyman
Never easy to go back to a forest after it’s gone. @wildernews campaign organizer Em, at a giant red cedar tree, last spring, and again today. Caycuse Valley, unceded Ditidaht territory. #bcpoli #oldgrowth
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Why has round cheese for burgers not yet been invented? We can send someone to the moon but here I am double cutting aged cheddar to get proper coverage. Sure, there’s provolone if you’re fancy and stock your cheese locker well. But for the rest of us.
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A world is worlding all around us.
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A cry for help from the NYTimes quizmaster? (Also: Ladybug.)
Deglazed the pan with leftover champagne today. So we’re fancy like that now (once).
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Held Salma Hayek’s popcorn at a theatre before the show while she went to the bathroom.
Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.
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Turkey doesn’t go bad, it just leftovers stronger.
Straight up 2021 brag. I set a goal of 200 workouts for the year and hit it today, bang on. Is that lots? Not really. It’s 4/7 days every week. Tracked on a monthly paper calendar, summed each month to know if I was on track. 2022 goal? 200 workouts too. Let’s go!
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