earlier tonight i said cybercurrency would be someone's ticker by morning didn't need till morning the cybercurrency coin is 1 hour old wicked over 2m sitting around 419k now 8.9m in volume if you missed the first hour, you missed the easy part

free practice trading contest tonight on Cheetah no deposit, just the practice balance post your best practice trade screenshot under this top 3 get a shoutout from me tomorrow

oil is up everything else is down stocks down gold down bitcoin down my meme coins finally have company

someone tracked 3,374 meme coin launches 1% graduated the dev sold within 5 minutes on 68.7% of them and i still think the next one is different

moderna down 25% in one day and the headline calls it "extending the decline" 25% is what my meme coins do before i finish my coffee

new short film just dropped a man's world turns into a nightmare because he got too immersed in watching football and forgot to check his meme coins

jensen says you can always use more memory same logic i use for meme coins be honest, how many are you holding right now?

gold and silver are dumping boomers finally getting the meme coin experience welcome to the trenches grandpa

me buying a coin the second it starts trending "this is the bottom, i'm sure of it" (narrator: it was not the bottom)

american express is down millions of people can't swipe their card right now meanwhile my solana wallet works perfectly fine there's just nothing in it

ai just found a critical security flaw in the tech behind 70% of all websites impressive the critical flaw in my portfolio was found years ago it's me

elon musk just put $1 billion into a movie studio i put my last $200 into a coin with a cat in a cowboy hat we both said "it's for the culture" only one of us meant it

odds the fed holds rates just hit 93% the most boring outcome ever is now the most certain one meanwhile the only thing my portfolio is holding is losses

two whales just sent $270 million of eth to coinbase in 5 minutes nobody sends that much to an exchange to hodl i'm not saying sell i'm saying my 0.4 eth is nervous

tesla is reportedly letting owners add their own car to the robotaxi fleet your tesla makes money while you sleep my wallet also moves while i sleep just in the other direction

larry page just spent $173 million on two houses in miami i just spent $173 on a coin called larry both of us are betting on florida only one of us has a backup plan

having a bad day? somewhere right now a guy is market buying the top of a coin he found 4 minutes ago it's me i'm the guy

a16z is reportedly dropping the word crypto from its flagship fund name the biggest vc in the space just rebranded its bags i've been doing that for years they're not losses, they're long term holds

klay thompson just shared his biggest crypto loss 4x nba champion still got wrecked like the rest of us the trenches don't care about your rings