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she'd be surprised. the stuff in churches is usually cheap and occasionally watered down.
whiskey, though... it may look nice and pleasant, but it takes some experience for it to taste of anything other than burning.
as if she's ever not! one moment...
...cue her having a brief but riveting โ no, ribbiting โ conversation with the frog.
it sounds cool! like a knight
about to go jousting. oh, have
we had the jousting yet? i do
love me some jousting. once
won a gold medal in it, at the
space olympics, 3124. that
was venusian hoverjoustโ
sorry, anyways, yeah. lance.
oh, yeah, i remember.
yeah. i was there. we're
that far along already?
maybe try making some
sort of sonic laser pointer
to distract the cats. call it
a lance or so, make it less
obviously a cat toy. hmm?
just know that your future
adopted communist daughter
is extremely bisexual. you'll
be too hyperfixated on chess
to notice this when it happens,
but she needs the support, so.
...really, though, why did the cats
swarm you, doc? not smelling any
catnip or treats on ya...
oh, you'll find out what i meant
in about... oh, well, i'm really
not at liberty to say. in the
meanwhile... arms out, huh?
funny you should mention that, though...



