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she'd be surprised. the stuff in churches is usually cheap and occasionally watered down. whiskey, though... it may look nice and pleasant, but it takes some experience for it to taste of anything other than burning.
it. . . .it looks fairly innocuous, almost like apple juice, maybe a little darker? yes. very, very minimal experience, outside of that one sip of Tenants her Father gave her one Christmas? Wine? Yes. Perhaps. That's what they drink in church, so it can't be bad.
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that... is hardly lighter. has she really so little experience with alcohol? a light wine or nice cider would be a much better place to start, truly.
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oh? he better be. or else she'll... be very, very disappointed.
a quiz? oh. well, he'll be fine.แŸ ish. mostly anyway, he does remember a few things prior to the slideshow as well.
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of course she is! xenonian culture is very fascinating. there will be a quiz.
. . . a slideshow? how very entertaining. she must be very enthusiastic about this, mm?
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he better. she actually made the effort of making a slideshow! on one of those hoomon computers! with the quaint controls!
what? really? oh well. he'll manage at least 50% of it.แŸ.แŸ
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oh? good. because there will be a quiz later.
no, no.แŸ quite the contrary. she's one of the few reasons he's still awake for now.
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the rock, somehow, yelped just as loudly.
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as if she's ever not! one moment... ...cue her having a brief but riveting โ€” no, ribbiting โ€” conversation with the frog.
if she's very, ๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š careful . .
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it sounds cool! like a knight about to go jousting. oh, have we had the jousting yet? i do love me some jousting. once won a gold medal in it, at the space olympics, 3124. that was venusian hoverjoustโ€” sorry, anyways, yeah. lance.
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oh, yeah, i remember. yeah. i was there. we're that far along already? maybe try making some sort of sonic laser pointer to distract the cats. call it a lance or so, make it less obviously a cat toy. hmm?
( chuckling. ) well, as it happens i don't have a sonic screwdriver at the present time. it sort of . . . was blown up.
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well, if it gets too annoying, they hate the sonic. trust me. been there done that. as a cat, that is. interesting experience. can recommend it for a change, if you're tired of looking hoo-mon.
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just know that your future adopted communist daughter is extremely bisexual. you'll be too hyperfixated on chess to notice this when it happens, but she needs the support, so. ...really, though, why did the cats swarm you, doc? not smelling any catnip or treats on ya...
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oh, you'll find out what i meant in about... oh, well, i'm really not at liberty to say. in the meanwhile... arms out, huh? funny you should mention that, though...
i was ๐’”warmed, it seems. . . . it could be worse, and please โ€” ๐’‘๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’”๐’† do not compare this to one of your late nights, ash.
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oh, pipe down, you. what even happened with you? good grief. reminds me of that time with beโ€” no, sorry, spoilers...
( rolling his eyes? yes. but doing as he's told? ๐’š๐’†๐’”. ) there was no denial in my previous statements.
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oh, don't say you didn't miss me, blondie. now hold still. you're gonna get suโ€” vacuumed. and don't giggle.
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