Sam retweeted
We just crossed $100M in AI agent ARR in under 24 months.
Not because of a viral launch or AI hype.
But because of a crazy bet we made in 2023.
At the end of 2023, over 60k local businesses were using @PodiumHQ to centralize their leads and customer communication into one platform.
It’s a great product. Customers convert more leads and make more money with it.
But one reality became impossible to ignore:
Our customers’ biggest constraint isn’t software. It’s staffing.
→ 75% annual turnover
→ 30% of leads come after hours
→ Every missed call can be $20,000+ in lost revenue
Business owners don’t care about software.
They care about making money.
And the best software in the world doesn’t matter if there aren’t enough people to run it.
So we built Jerry, the perfect user of our own platform.
Not a chatbot. An AI employee that uses Podium to:
- Qualify and schedule every lead
- Handle objections and follow up
- Learn through natural-language coaching
- Work 24/7
Demos are easy.
Real AI employees are not.
To work in the real world, AI has to think, act, understand context, and use tools.
It has to handle thousands of edge cases every day.
It has to be coachable. Like a human.
That leap is enormous.
Agents aren’t a feature. They’re the foundation.
That’s why we rebuilt Podium as an AI-first system of agents.
Today:
- 10,000+ AI agents live in production
- AI now outperforms humans in many jobs
- $100M+ in AI agent ARR, and accelerating
This is still day one.
The future isn’t software. It's AI employees that do the work and unlock growth for businesses.
We’re early in building what we believe will become the most impactful AI employee ecosystem for the $3T SMB market.
We’ve seen 300% year-over-year AI revenue growth and we’re just getting started.
Sam retweeted
Given the brittle state of the economy, it’s absolutely terrifying that nearly all of our major political leaders are either ignorant of or willing to completely ignore the very most basic laws of economics
Sam retweeted
we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us... or we can shitpost our way back into the light
Sam retweeted
North Korea comes in better than Amazon but slightly worse than Uber on political diversity
I’m extremely confident Contrary will become one of the most important organizations in the world. Congrats to @etarczynski @whrobbins and the rest of the team on fund 3!
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Sam retweeted
If you’re feeling generous, please consider donating to my friend’s cancer fund.
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If you’re feeling generous, please consider donating to my friend’s cancer fund.
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Sam retweeted
Replying to @ThetaTendies
When will people understand that the CPI only tracks things that people actually spend their money on, not silly things like food and gas
Sam retweeted
all psychiatry has done over the past decade is medicalize the hunter s Thompson drug schedule and pump it into every teen in America

























