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Women won’t date a man who lives with his parents, but they’ll date a man who lives with his wife and children.
I just realized I haven’t seen a nude elderly man riding a bicycle in over 5 years. I miss California sometimes
ShittyShittyGangBang retweeted
This person once told me fat chicks give the best head and I was like whatever Grandma, I didn't come here to argue with you, it's Easter.
It’s crazy how millions of people on five different continents, over thousands of years, through time and space all came to the same conclusion.
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I was sadder at the end of Titanic than Erika Kirk is about her husband getting assassinated.
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Modernity is watching two people you don’t know fighting in the replies of a comment you made on a Instagram post 3 months ago.
Sure seeing your child’s smile is great, but have you ever found a half full baggy of cocaine in an old coat pocket?