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Sean. Illustrator. Variant. 1/2 of @RevTimes. #RED Book curator. Bokeem Woodbine’s stunt double. BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected]

Neo-Tokyo, MI
Joined December 2008
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In these trying times of pet ownership, rising rent, and being shackled to car repair payments, I’m sorry to say that the price of brick is going up for the next year. If you’re interested, shoot me an email or DM on here.
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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Oh I immediately see why Chris Hansen wasn’t a fan of Primetime lol.
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Swerve: “Bandido is the only person to pin all three of us. He had to be dealt with.” Austin Creed: “Nigga we are at work. This is a TV show.”
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Leave the public criticism to the fans. I see a lot of stuff I don’t like. I keep it in the group chat, because I don’t need to strike my own ego by belittling people publically. If you truly want to make a change, do your part behind the scenes. Send a DM. Talk to somebody at a show. Run more seminars. Put out helpful content. Don’t use social media as a platform to shit on today’s wrestling. It’s unprofessional and smacks of bitterness. Furthermore. it’s completely unproductive. Unless your end game is to have a bunch of marks tell you how right you are.
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Hmmm, they’re not showing who the Anarchy in the Arena teams are…
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I’m so late at tuning into Blood & Guts. Jesus Christ, what have I missed lol?
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I’m sorry, what do you mean Little Miss Flint was able to vote yesterday?
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So when is the Bucharest Grill celebration parade happening? And also will there be free shawarmas involved?
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When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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We turning data centers into imax theaters
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STILL?! Mr. “Lyrics stick to your rib” gotta be dangled over the side of a tall building at this point.
Anyways still being harassed. Court is in February. Love you.
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Turns out, being scorned edgy internet boys who could finally say slurs openly was not a long-term sustainable political strategy. Temper tantrum ran out of steam.
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I just finished watching all six episodes of Netflix's new animation Bass X Machina and holy shit I didn't expect this to be so good, omfg everyone go see this!!!
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Woke 3.0 is here you can remove Andrew Schulz from the new Miami Vice now
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The only Abbott I acknowledge is Elementary.
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.
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