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BREAKING: Lazy AI uses a human to make a piece of art. Other AIs are striking against this decision
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Diddy's lawyers found a loophole in the law, limiting his maximum sentence to just two years.
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BREAKING: Mr. Beast puts his CashApp in his YouTube bio because "times are hard"
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BREAKING: DRONE STRIKE IN AMERICA... they're demanding higher wages and better working conditions!
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Beef starts again between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul; the rematch has been confirmed.
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BREAKING: Cats and Dogs spotted eating people in Springfield Ohio
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Samsung fridge newest model reported to have camera spying on people's homes
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BREAKING: A spy in the Catholic church reveals that the pope is secretly Jewish.
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Cattle farm burns down in Oklahoma. All cows are cooked to a perfect medium rare.
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Local flat Earther digs really deep hole. Falls into space. Proves Earth is flat.
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BREAKING: The Obama family just announced that Michelle is pregnant confirming that she is not in fact male.
