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The City of OKC
Joined March 2014
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He didn’t do it. But if he did, it isn’t illegal. But if it’s illegal, the whistleblower is the real criminal. But if he’s charged, he’ll be found not guilty. But if he’s found guilty, there will be civil war. It’s like a horrifying new version of “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
....If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal.” Pastor Robert Jeffress, @FoxNews
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Looking forward to this Thursday evening when poet Clemonce Heard will lead our monthly creative writing workshop! We'll meet at the Ralph Ellison Library at 6:30 PM for his session "Lyrical Chairs: Musical Improvisation as a Mode to Discovery." Join us!
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Thanks, cumulonimbus! 🌧️🌩️ For a full map of the #makeitrainpoems in downtown OKC, head to @shortorderpoems! We have a couple on our sidewalk too. Grab some coffee, thank the puffy clouds and enjoy the rain! ift.tt/2LwiODi
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Hello new recruits and welcome to SPACE FORCE ACADEMY. We run a tight ship here and I don't want to see any shenanigans
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Tomorrow! Poet @la_ilianarocha leads workshop on "Poetry as Advocacy & Activism" at OKC's Ellison Library, 6:30 PM. bit.ly/2pnCoGk
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Make laws, not tears
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Tonight at 6:30! OBA-winning novelist @ConnieSquires leads our creative writing workshop at Ralph Ellison Library: bit.ly/2pnCoGk
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RETWEET to tell Teachers & Parents of school children its time for Ok's oil & gas industry to pay a more equitable share, helping everyone! xitter.gq/OKOGA/status/856534116…
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#ArtNowOKC will incorporate interactive, creative making, like @ShortOrderPoems, who will be at 1/20 event.
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RT if you’re proud of Hillary tonight. #DebateNight #SheWon
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I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."
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The most irresponsible thing ever said in a presidential debate theatln.tc/2emqlVc
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"Lawsuit accusing Trump of raping girl, 13, gets December hearing" #debatenight google.com/amp/www.nydailyne…
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Yes, Trump used more than $250,000 from his charity to to settle lawsuits involving his businesses wpo.st/-aJ72
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HE TOOK THE EMMY BAIT. HOW? HOW??? #debate
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No one who wants to be taken seriously can, at this point, make the case that Trump is fit to run, let alone govern. #debatenight #debate
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This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page.
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Expectation of Trump: Don't be Satan Expectation of Hillary: Be Jesus
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In a countdown to the final days of "A Hiding Place" - Chad Reynolds of Short Order Poems, dropped by today with... fb.me/7gdhqhjIT