ShowReports

Wardrobe have warned Mr X about eating in costume. Company Management will also be discussing the smoking as we were completely unprepared.

Mr X also decided to substitute his standard prop cheeseburger for the real thing, a burger from Five Guys. It did smell very good though!

Mr X rather surprisingly lit a cigarette during his A2 monologue to celebrate his birthday. Some nearby audience members started to cough.

Cast members have been asked to not make too much use of the drinks discount they have been given at the adjoining bar.

Another show cancelled tonight. This was because our temporary back up generator failed during this afternoon's cover call.

A DSM who refuses to wear a headset when cueing a show does not make for a good DSM.

We ordered 6 sugarglass breakaway flutes to finish off the run with. Each box contains 10. We now have 60, let the fun commence.

If one more person sends me a link to the sodding @GaffGun i'm going to beat them around the head with my @LeMarkGroup covered spike board.

The scene change rehearsal took so long today that we started to think the crew were back in fit-up mode.

One of The Beatles was still very hung over when he arrived for the show tonight. It was requested that we position buckets in the wings.

After 3 attempts to move the truck in the scene change the crew stopped as the audience were starting to laugh. They were sent back on.

Cue silence during this interesting speech m.youtube.com/watch?v=BH0tFL… Totally agree with the heckler, probably about to face my own backlash...

2/2 Followspots had to stop because they couldn't see past the UFO and were casting shadows over the stage.

1/2 The UFO got stuck whilst flying out this evening. It remained in position until the end of the show.

The hashtag filter failed during the show tonight and some obscene language was accidentally displayed. Video were very quick to remove it.

A very naughty member of the cast used our shiny new #OlivierAward as a prop during tonight's 'Spooky Mormon Hell Dream.'

The audience member who Mr Wooster throws the police helmet to failed to catch it. It bounced on the floor and now has a big dent in it.

The only member of the audience was the Dear Leader himself. The dancers were nervous as it was also their opening night in Pyongyang.

A well known producer was seen in the audience tonight wearing a homemade blazer. He was denied a free interval drink when he requested it.

Mrs Lansbury was slightly late for her call this evening. It turns out that she went to the Apollo Theatre next door instead by mistake.