Me on a night out
In Tasmania there is a seal called "Neil the Seal" who periodically comes on to land and starts destroying public infrastructure for no reason at all
He has caused upwards of $25,000 in damages by destroying various signs and fences
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The attached image is AI-generated and does not show real events, as authorities use padded poles and boards (not forklifts) to move Neil. Property damage from signs/fences has been minor (~$1,300 materials in one visit) amid higher management costs.
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abc.net.au/news/2026-07-3…
🥺🥺 I would appreciate if you listened to my vocaloid cover since it’s flopping
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