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Tanıdığım biri var adam karısını ikiziyle aldatıyor yani baldızıyla. Adamın karısını da tanıyorum, kadına söylesem mi diye düşündüm bi ara ama büyük ihtimalle arada kalan ben olurum. Umarım kendisi öğrenir, kocasının onu ikiz kızkardeşi ile aldattığını.
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Hey @grok Why did Zuckerberg, being so rich, marry a woman who looks so average??
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A man lost his job on a Tuesday and told nobody.
Every morning, he still put on his tie, kissed his wife goodbye and left at 7:30. He spent the days in a public library, applying for jobs on a borrowed computer.
For six weeks, she never questioned it. She packed his lunch every night, and every night he brought the empty box home.
On the fortieth day, she followed him.
She watched from across the street as he walked past his old office without looking up. She watched him enter the library, sit at the corner desk and bow his head.
She didn't go in. She went to the bakery next door, bought two coffees and a sandwich, and walked up to his desk.
"You forgot your lunch," she said.
He froze. Then his eyes filled and he whispered, "How long have you known?"
"Since week two," she said. "The empty lunch box smelled like the library. And you stopped complaining about your boss."
"Why didn't you say something?"
"Because you needed to keep your dignity more than I needed to be right. I used my savings to cover the bills and waited for you to trust me."
He looked at the sandwich. Then he looked at her.
Sumaila Raid retweeted
Dükkana bir dayı geldi
Siz hayır işlemezmisiniz? Dedi.
Bende aç falan sandım buyur dayı dedim.
Şurdan füme anahtar prizlerden 23 tane versen, hanım memleketten dönünce sürpriz yapayım dedi.
Dayı onların tanesi 85 lira dedim
Hayır lazım değil mi size? Dedi.
Sanki ekmek+++
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We used to play 'Who is in the garden?' with pure joy, not knowing the real garden was adulthood where everybody is running from responsibilities.
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There are people who cannot enjoy being loved unless they have first convinced themselves that the person loving them has an ulterior motive
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Sometimes, the relationship isn't toxic because two people hate each other. It's toxic because neither person knows how to love without trying to control the other
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Forget about Nigeria's bad economy; nothing hurts more than looking for a spoon while others are eating; the pain is different.
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@mizbee30 @officialmoore7 @japhyjay @Grandmaxbet @otpredicts @rain_badass @RealSuzzane @Ekitipikin @LouieDi13 @MOE__BOY
1391 odds in successfully❤️💥🎉🎊🍾
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Bukayo Saka will undergo a scan TODAY to determine the extent of his quad injury suffered against Bayern Munich.
The Arsenal winger was forced off after just 10 minutes and later left the stadium limping, although he did not need crutches.
Mikel Arteta admitted after the game that the injury “doesn't look good at all.”
Arsenal are now anxiously waiting to find out how long he could be sidelined.
> Brians
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🚨JUST IN: David Kogan confirms he has ABSOLUTE POWER to force Manchester City’s owners to sell the club.
Kogan also says he has a “reasonable idea” the Premier League wants the case CLOSED by the end of this season.
Kogan is the Head of the English Football Regulator.






















