@ShutUpDD

I like poetry, cats, and farmer's carries, and if you're reading this I probably like you too.

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Joined October 2018
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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I need a full day of sex, good food, cuddles, and absolutely nothing else on my schedule.
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jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm
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boys eat uncrustables to get more bustable girls eat fried chicken to make lies quicken
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they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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I really like sluts, I can't believe everybody pretends they aren't simply charitable, lovely ,giving and earnest angels
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pulling her thong to the side like i’m drawing a mongolian war bow
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why are yall discouraging the bad bitches from dressing slutty. please shut the fuck up
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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*tickles clit* coochie coochie coochie
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it’s For You dawg it’s lit.
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*flirting with an older woman* hey wanna do consensual things to me that are illegal to depict online in the UK
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Nearly all anti-porn/anti-kink crusaders have some really weird thing they're into that they're extremely terrified people will find out about.
clarissa@ClarissaDeLuneOct 18
Anti-porn/anti-kink crusaders would have a stroke if they learned about the prevalence of taboo fantasies in the general population lmao
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her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was
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Charging up nine devices before a flight so I can feel comforted knowing I’ve got 100% power in nine devices I won’t use during my flight
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I wish positivity was more recognized as a quality of resilience. People always think I am naive, sheltered or just naturally optimistic, but it does take much more strength to be positive than it does to wallow
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I don’t understand when people post pics of their parents at like a young age. “Look at my mom in the 80s omg 😍” great now i want to fuck your mom. Is that what you want to hear? That i want to fuck your mom
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“whore” is such an ugly word I prefer temptress…. harlot…… jezebel if ur nasty
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