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Joined December 2021
Funny that the last Zack scene still one-shots half of the predictions people have about Revelation.
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Because this shit is bad well before localizers get their hands on it.
Why is it that whenever people point out the notable trend of bad directing in english dubs someone always tries to pull this card
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The 7R trilogy was fully funded after the first game, added three DLCs, and a remaster of CC. FF15 will never be finished, Barry.
FF7 Rebirth under $8 digitally less than 3 years from release, not even Crisis Core Reunion is that cheap lmao what💀 Even on PSN and Steam Rebirth is already $15 which is like the lowest I've ever seen a AAA SE game be so close from release digitally They must be really desperate for those FF7R trilogy sales
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How many more months do we have for these panic mode tweets?
I don't want to sound rude, but it blows my mind that there are people who genuinely believe the only reason the FFVII Remake trilogy exists is because the writers didn't like who the main character ended up with IN THE STORY THEY WROTE and decided to make 3 games to change that.
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brian fans:
tifa’s mom and dad were so loving and supportive 😭 like i just know you’re a weirdo if you hate brian bc all that man did was encourage and dote on his daughter
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Not even a fan of 16 but this is just buzzword Olympics training.
final fantasy xvi is neoliberal bullshit
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It's not about undoing *every* tragedy. Zack & Biggs were saved by random chance. Aerith was saved by Cloud splitting his reality in half. These are two separate scenarios and the second is what the entire trilogy is hinging on.
Defying fate doesn’t mean every tragedy must be undone. The divergences could explore the struggle against destiny without guaranteeing a happy ending. I love Aerith and want her to live, but her narrative purpose goes beyond survival.
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"he was also asked about the possibility of events from different worlds ultimately merging, but he did not specify on that point."
『FF7 リベレーション』の物語は「マルチバース」より「多層的」。浜口ディレクターが、リメイク三部作に対する開発チームの捉え方を明かした。 開発中に最も頻繁に使われる言葉は、原作でも重要な意味を持つ「リユニオン」。物語は複数の層が再び集まり、ひとつになるという観点から捉えられているという。 WIREDのインタビューでは、異なる世界の出来事が最終的に融合する可能性についても質問されたが、その点については明言しなかった。 また、過去のインタビューでは、『アドベントチルドレン』や『クライシス コア』などの関連作品の設定も否定せず、リメイクシリーズの新たな設定に内包していると語っている。 詳細:gamestalk.net/ff7-revelation…
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I never noticed Scrooge McDuck watching in the background. He's totally invested.
The way he steps away from Sora and co to speak to his wife privately 🥰
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Trust the plan.
The official reunion spoiler ☁️❤️🎀😭 The 8 | Aerith
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Wouldn't it be crazy if this guy's parents were still alive and his happy ending didn't have to hinge on a girl that's moved on with her life?
the idea of bringing back zack just get to get rejected by aerith is unfortunately very funny to me due to how fucked up and stupid it sounds
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You're going to keep waiting. There's literally only one group that freaks out about this shit.
Replying to @Starlight110379
Waiting for the video titled "Toxic Clerith streamers watch Cloti and Zerith scenes"
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No one forced Cloud to do any of this. It's an organic extension of the intended events.
Replying to @RadiantAntiHero
you can have those dates lol. i don't like when someone is always forced to play along, but that's just me love
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Cloud was impaled and experimented on for 5 years after trying to save her.
Tifa had the right to beat the dogshit out of cloud during the dumbass convo and I’m being so fr
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Weekly reminder that the facade was constructed around Tifa and deteriorates the more time he spends with Aerith.
the differences are gonna be big when we see cloud (the real cloud) hug & embrace & confess to tifa as opposed to aer being the one to hug & embrace & confess to cloud (facade cloud)
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Replying to @oathgate1
So when did the deviation happen between Beagle and the OG? And if so, why are they almost identical in *everything*, except Shinra using a dog as a propaganda tool? That's what I'm really struggling with.
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Geography has changed, technology has changed, fate can be changed. The world of FF7 was reborn.
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"Chat GPT, say nothing, use many words"
Why the Final Fantasy remakes fucking suck. The graphics depict realistic 3D adults, but the character animation and vocal direction belong in a Saturday morning cartoon or a play you would see at a high school. characters cannot speak a single sentence without elaborate, unnatural physical gestures, dramatic head tilts, chest clasping, wild arm waving, and endless non verbal vocalizations (gasping, grunting, sighing). subtle facial movements and silence convey emotion. FF7 Remake replaces subtext with loud, performative over acting because it doesn't trust the viewer to understand basic emotional states without heavy handed physical cues. Characters do not speak like human beings with complex internal lives; they speak like static anime archetypes reciting melodrama. Characters constantly announce their feelings out loud ("I have to protect my friends!", "I won't let you get away with this!"). Despite dealing with terrorism, corporate exploitation, and genocide, adult characters interact with the emotional capacity and social nuances of middle schoolers. Romance is reduced to giggling anime tropes and coy tsundere teasing, avoiding any genuine intimacy or adult vulnerability. Entire squads stand around in life or death situations giggling, making cute quips, or delivering slow, theatrical speeches while the plot grinds to a halt. the narrative suffers from severe tonal whiplash. In one scene, you are witnessing the catastrophic slaughter of thousands of citizens when a city block collapses; in the next scene, the main characters are doing silly dance numbers, racing Segways, or participating in slapstick minigames with goofy mascot characters. Because the game refuses to commit to a consistent, grounded tone, the high-stakes drama feels unearned and fake. The storytelling swaps genuine character development for vague, pseudo philosophical babble about "destiny," "fate," and "memories." Instead of exploring how trauma, grief, and identity actually affect a person's psyche in a realistic way, the plot relies on cryptic villains spouting nonsensical monologues, literal "fate ghosts," and dramatic visual flair that lacks any real intellectual or emotional substance. It attempts to feel deep and epic without putting in the narrative work to back it up. this is EXTREMELY reminiscent of kingdom hearts, in kingdom hearts its charming how retarded and childish it is, kingdom hearts is art for your inner child, but ff7 was a game that introduced adult themes to children, and ff7r reduces those adult themes to stupid shadows its former self. to an extent, a degree of all the criticisms i said above were there in the original game, but they weren't there as much in the original game, and there was also interesting adult themes and mature story telling. as well, in the original game, because of the low resolution character models which didn't even have mouths, the lack of voice acting, a lot of the hyper expressivity was making up for a lack of expressivity in other areas and it balanced out. in the new game, there is WAY MORE of these problems, and its multiplied in how gross it is by the highly detailed character models, motion capture animation, voice acting, cut scenes, and orchestral music and musical stings. its an assault on taste and the senses constantly and its an insult to what ff7 was and good art in general. youtu.be/SMFcFeuBhzY
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I don't consider these mistakes, for the record. The mistake is allowing a portion of the fandom to reinterpret FF7 as a brooding grimdark fantasy.
Remake haters love to pretend FFVII was dark and brooding for its entire run time when in reality it shifts tone like the weather. I will say that doesn’t excuse Rebirth from making the same mistakes sometimes but we gotta stop acting like OG is exempt from the same criticism.
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