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Perfect😂

MID-STOOL ERECTIONS in the US today. Let’s hope they finally make it off the crapper this time.

Can’t believe someone left all this coke lined up on the night bus… 😂

Surely now Ryan Gosling is 45 years old he should change his name to Ryan Goose…

I THINK if women are getting grief from men they should just GIRLCOTT them…😌

UPDATED Biblical story: Samsung and Deliphone… 😂

AM I the only one who thought DKNY stood for ‘Donkey Kong New York’?😂

I heard some say ‘The N Haitch S’ the other day. Didn’t half crack me up… 😂

Had a Tarot reading today. Got the Eight of Tentacles. Great, so now I’m gonna turn into an octopus.

THE SEX WATER PEOPLE are telling me not to use my toilet as a bin… So presumably it’s still ok to use my bin as a toilet?

I JUST SWALLOWED a fly. But I’m not gonna be an old woman about it. I’m just gonna swallow a spider and have done with it. Hope I don’t probably die…😂

IF ONLY I could monetise your stupidity…

WHY IS RFK Junior the secretary of health in the US when he sounds like the walking fucking dead??

Watching the two of them together, he felt like a movie director; always waiting to take the next scene, but never getting to shout ‘Action’ because every moment that passed between them was perfect. And he never got to kick any violinists up the arse either…

FOR THOSE THAT don’t understand @elonmusk… He is self ex-planetary.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN the Guns ‘n Roses tour bus went round the corner too fast? The axle rose. 😂

I LIKE THAT in Greek mythology Eros is the God of love, passion and desire. And is Sore spelled backwards…😂🔥

Elon Musk Lone Skum Reckon he’ll reply??😂

WHY THE FUCK would you be carrying fuel canisters and fireworks?

I SAW A vampire wearing glasses the other day. It was Spectacular.