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Nigeria police, me wey carry thief reach police station, police say I go pay 2k to open file, I tell them make them give me my thief back.
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There’s something strangely therapeutic about lying on the toilet floor and tweeting
no what you spill to people because nobody is ever your friend… these zino and lil frosh conversations that was recorded by zino and somehow got leaked is enough.
Omoh, this mohbad matter don really open person eyes, may his soul rest peacefully, aghhh
mohbad called him snitch and he still snitched on lil frosh (your day 1 friend o)
Na only God sabi wetin dey sup.😭😭💔
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I just want to take a mirror selfie o🤧, but they keep appearing in my videos. 😭😂
But honestly, I love my coursemates so much.
Being their CR for four good years ehn, I couldn’t have asked for a more cooperative set. I’ll miss you all. 🤭❤️
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Guys we made it alive again, God we’re very grateful for this blessing……Alhamdulilah🙏
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how my morning is going…. climbed bike, my white top don turn light brown from dust, my shoe is having all shades of dusts on it, dust yaff gum my lipgloss now i can’t lick my lips, withdrew my last 1500 in my opay, crossed road, entered bus, the driver keeps stopping at every bus stop, the conductor is not asking me for money, i’m tired of stretching my hand, omooo they are currently playing obi rere be like i don memorize the chorus 😭😭
anyways i never reach work.
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No be say I dey pretend not to like money oh My problem be say i no sabi bill man and if i say make i gather the courage... I no dey like to hear the word NO.
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He mistakenly sent money to my opay account, so he contacted me on WhatsApp since my opay number is also my WhatsApp number. I refunded the money instantly. He messaged me again the next day to thank me, and that was how we started talking. Alhamdulillah , we are happily married with two kids, Raheem and Rahman.






























