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System Administrator- Doubles enthusiast - Echostage rat

Washington, DC
Joined September 2011
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Dudes really be moshing without deodorant. Bro, you're worried about the wrong pits.
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If im being totally honest, I wouldnt even give the slightest shit if twitter was waxed tmrw. Havent used this dogshit app seriously in years. Ever since Elon bought this shit its been hell. What the fuck do you mean i need to PAY for 2FA authentication.
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Dont know what I did to deserve getting hacked but let this be a lesson on setting up 2 fact auth on all accounts ty @matthewbermpohl for the heads up and sorry all for whatever the fuck was on your time
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Still feeling and riding the high of Seven Stars ✨
🤖 Made with AI
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stumbled across the underground scene and immediately went into my backstage baddie era
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bird phone
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If you saw someone at Tripolee stage sprinting with a girl in his arms to medical that was me.
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I cannot believe my friends got me to send Electric Forest but it’s the best decision I’ve ever made
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it’s been too long since I posted a quad
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Hosted a board meeting and we had a guest speaker that worked on Project 2025 with Trump. He asked a literal room of board members to raise their hand if they lived in a republican state. Then democratic. To the people that raised their hand for dem, he goes: “ I’m sorry”.
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I’m just the IT guy I never asked to be here. But what the actual fuck.
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I found out our HR lady used to dj, I said we should go b2b at the next holiday party and she goes “I would have to step down from HR if we did that” 😂
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i just got employee of the year, getting glazed in front of a room of people that make 200k-2mil a year does something to ur brain someone said now I have to 1v1 Melissa LOL
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ik im at the point where idgaf ab social media when I post shit like this on my insta 💀
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wait that’s not Alleycvt
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my gf is literally illegal levels of hot
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“We need 4 people to volunteer their carry on bags to be checked before we can take off”
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I’m currently at the Grande Lakes resort in Orlando - my late father opened this resort in 2003 as Executive Pastry Chef 22 years later I’m back for things totally unrelated, setting up insurance conferences in the same place. Got escorted to meet the current exec chefs etc 🥲
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