Simon

Is it just a happy coincidence that as @StephenMerchant’s brilliant new series of Outlaws airs tonight, a new big American star suddenly becomes available for the next series? And can bring his own hi-viz! #trumpguilty

Hi @ITVX Is there a problem with The Long Shadow on the app? It doesn’t appear anywhere in ITVX, we’re watching through Amazon Prime fire stick? No sign of it even when I search for it.

So as an existing @DirectLine customer my car insurance renewal quote is £550. But just applied as a new customer and quoted £388. Why do we put up with this?

Here at @atkinsglobal we're looking for a creative and experienced UK social media manager to bring our story alive and manage/build upon our 700k followers. Great opportunity to join a brilliant team: careers.snclavalin.com/job/a…

And somebody there to film it, unbelievable. Brave doesn't begin to describe it. Didn't see this on #triggerpoint

Our child's nursery closing tomorrow. Both of us on working days FFS! Although if the power's out not much chance of that. #eunice #notnice

The France V Russia Air Hockey final at the winter Olympics shaping up to be a tense affair.

Yes exactly this, I don't see how they can call it a discount if you have to pay it back. That's not a discount, that's a loan!

Wordle 228 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. Actual highest achievement in recent years!

Fantastic answer to a moronic question. Clear, factual and unequivocal response, thank you @ZoeJardiniere

Does the fact my four year old son is now singing All You Need Is Love and I Am The Walrus mean we’ve won at parenting? Not sure what nursery will make of it. #googoogachoo #Beatles #GetBack

New @YardActBand album landed today, well worth the wait. Another great new band coming out of an era of social and political chaos and disillusionment. Crap times makes for great tunes.

Wordle 202 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Getting a bit addictive now. #wordle

Can’t wait to read this, such a fantastic writer.

Just to clarify, bed time, is not the right time, to fight crime. It’s time to go to sleeeeep! FFS! #pjmasks #nothelpful #toddlers

Great to see this go live now after all the work that has gone into it. New website and branding for @bClearComms unveiled today: bclear.co.uk

So that was interesting. Recently been hacked by somebody in Saudi Arabia, which would account for recent tweets which may have seemed out of character. Fixed now but apparently I now follow nobody. Is this normal @twitter

@AmsterdamScott Hi Scott, would it be possible to contact you as you've been recommended by a colleague? I'm looking for Netherlands-based PR to work with us, as a UK client has just launched in NL. Thanks, Simon.

Made such an impact on my teenage self. Really don’t think Suede get the credit they deserve for moving the dial in terms of British music at the time, really brought the focus back to UK bands long before Oasis etc. Such a rich and exciting sound at the time. And still now.

Just awful news and wish I’d come good on those vague suggestions to meet for a pint. Only good memories of Kev, from day 1 at the Post to my last day. Had your back, stood a round, or two, top journo, top bloke. Badly missed.