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Mark Simon

@Simonsez0420

I buy and sell stuff. Lots of stuff. Turf stuff. Spend entirely too much time reading labels....Outnumbered in my house by two beautiful women. proud #girldad

 Rockford, IL
Joined August 2013
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On the way out. May have to put down the bow, and start hunting ducks.
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Houston, we have a problem.
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I am firmly convinced I am cursed.
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Still cutting roses on November 10th. Unfortunately, this may be the last of them.
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The neighbor, currently. Yes, this is the one I’ve nicknamed aqua man. 😂
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Hey @TerryHillsMaint give him the business.
Monday Q Info (@acaseofthegolf1) profile pictureMonday Q Info
@acaseofthegolf1Nov 9
Breaking: According to multiple people Frank Kennedy, who had a decorated Amateur career in Europe, and won on the Challenge Tour at 18, has been disqualified from Q-school while in contention (he was -15 thru 4 rounds) for damaging a green. According to multiple people Kennedy took "a divot" out of the 11th green. One player described it as "a one foot divot" about 4 feet behind the hole. In a statement the Tour confirmed Kennedy had been DQ'd for "Serious misconduct, after causing delibrate damage to the course." His DQ also moved 7 players, including LIV member Luis Masavue inside the 4 round cut. Had he not been DQ'd they would have missed the cut. According to multiple people Kennedy argued for a long time in scoring after being informed he was disqualified. On top of that, according to multiple people Kennedy's dad Simon is looking to have the call reversed or an "injuction" of some sort.
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Like a bad penny #trailcam
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I’ll poke your eye out. #trailcam
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Cursed, I tell ya. Guess who showed up, and stood broadside at 20 yards, downwind for four minutes. First pic is coming in, second’s leaving. #trailcam
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Insult to injury. After shooting hours. Pretty little deer. #trailcam
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Just a matter of time before I get shit on.
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Finally.
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On the way to the treestand, prolly an hour away from sitting in it. FML.
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Tito, soaking up the sun. #dogsofturfsalesmen
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Aw hell. #trailcam
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Do not miss Chicago or surrounding area one bit.
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On the barefoot golf thing, who cares? Brought a guest to the club this year. Nicknamed Booger Sugar. Single digit handicap, plays barefoot. A note to all the idiots out there. If you can play golf barefoot, you’ve got a balanced swing. 🤷‍♂️
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Hit the ball in the middle of the club face all morning. Couldn’t capitalize. Ho hum. 85 Boo. Still drinking, however. Successful day, we are on borrowed time in the north. Golfing in shorts, November 1st. That’s a win.
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Dammit! Playing golf tomorrow, will not be able to attend.
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