BREAKING: 🚨 YOUTUBE JUST BANNED SIMPLY BITCOIN FOR THE 2ND TIME. HERE’S THE TRUTH. 👀

JUST IN: Scientists turned mercury into real, stable gold, with Marathon Fusion saying it beat CERN’s record by 10x. We don’t need to make Bitcoin ads anymore, they’re doing it for us 😂

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JPMORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMON: “I defend your right to buy Bitcoin, go at it.”

BREAKING: 🚨 JPMORGAN, BANK OF AMERICA, WELLS FARGO & OTHER MAJOR BANKS ARE DETECTING UNAUTHORIZED AI AGENTS ACCESSING CUSTOMER ACCOUNTS. 👀

DEVLEOPING: A proposed class action has been filed in Canada against COLDCARD maker Coinkite and co-founders Rodolfo Novak and Peter D. Gray. The lawsuit alleges they knew about the wallet’s seed-generation flaw as early as May 2025 and failed to warn users. Roughly $116 MILLION in Bitcoin was stolen after the vulnerability was exploited.

First they laugh at you. Then Jamie Dimon calls Bitcoin a fraud, a pet rock, and says governments will shut it down. Then JPMorgan starts modeling it as the best-performing major asset of the next decade. Rustin assembled the receipts. This victory lap is glorious 😂👇

Go to college. Take on six figures of debt. Get married. Spend another $40,000. Buy a house. Sign away 30 years of your income. Have kids. Pay someone else to raise them while you work. Retire at 67, assuming your knees and heart still work. Who agreed to this miserable deal?

Oldest trick in the book.

JUST IN: 🚨 $7.8 TRILLION FIDELITY JUST RELEASED REPORT ON BITCOIN 👀 "Bitcoin’s fixed issuance schedule and decentralized network offer an alternative to traditional monetary systems." "Converting those dollars into bitcoin may be a prudent strategy for investors seeking to preserve purchasing power in an era of fiat currency debasement." FULL REPORT: fidelitydigitalassets.com/re…

JUST IN: Michael Saylor says, the scarce desirable assets that the wealthy will own is Bitcoin, "because robots can't make more Bitcoin." "Even if every human being is a million times smarter than Einstein, they're not going to make more Bitcoin. So I would invest in something that the robots can't make more of. And that's a real long-term driver for scarce, desirable digital capital."

BREAKING: 🚨THE CEO OF BITCOIN ROB HAMILTON JOINS SIMPLY BITCOIN 🟥 "Bitcoin is still the best money... All of these foundational principles of making it better money that got us all into it is exactly partly why larger institutions want the exposure too." "Bitcoin is the means that allow you to live the life that you want to have the freedom, to have the hedge against inflation, to fight against the tyranny of the federal reserve and printing and devaluing of all of our hard earned dollars and money that then gets exported out all around the world."

JUST IN: Nacho Pauls from @ocean_mining explains how to keep Bitcoin mining decentralized. 👀 "What we need is more nodes around the world, more miners around the world, different sources of energy. We need to geographically decentralize the network." "All these chaos that we went through was healthy."

Let’s start with Trump coin. 😂

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