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Simply Men

@SimplyMen

Tweets geared for Men. A must follow for all guys... or not... whatever helps keep your vagina wet. For business inquiries: [email protected]

Joined October 2011
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Appreciate the little things in life…ESPN and Beer.
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#IfOnlyPeopleWould stop having children at the age of 16.
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#WeAlmostDatedBut I realized I don't have time for that shit.
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#In2013NoMore mass shootings. Deal with your problems like a man, not a worthless coward.
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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning shit down?
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#In2013YouBetterNot still be saying YOLO
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@SimplyMen Don't you love #Fourthmeal?
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Smash that beer can with your forehead. Trust me, you'll be fine. #ShitLiquorSays
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Bad decisions make good stories... and I always have good stories.
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Hey undercover cop car, I like your 5 extra antennas. Fucking idiot.
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Real bros don't get offended when you make fun of them, they smile and call you something even more offensive.
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He once got shot, the bullet is in critical condition.
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.@kirbzM231 Mar 2012
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@SimplyMen nonchalent by omari shakir
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Jose@tomballmex31 Mar 2012
“@SimplyMen: What's your favorite song to listen to while high?” anything from @MacMiller or @RealWizKhalifa
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so suppository my sex position is reverse cowgirl making me adventurous and able to hit it from every angle. thanks @SimplyMen
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Dessy@DessySaibot30 Mar 2012
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@SimplyMen backward cowgirl as well :D
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@SimplyMen I'm a hardcore survivor!
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@simplymen 18 out of 20 #survivor
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@SimplyMen 13 out of 20
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Zach Crews@ZachCrews18 Mar 2012
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@SimplyMen #survivor 16 out of 20 points
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