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Paul Smith

@SimplyPaul

54, Unorthadontist, journalist, writer, geocacher, photographer, PHEV & classic car owner, YouTube addict, atheist, t-total, veggie, orphan, genius, Lego fan.

 Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
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Joined February 2009
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in honor of sir patrick stewart, here’s my absolute favorite joke of all time in american dad
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Ahh fuck. Yes. Yes it has. #RIPPatrickStewart #RIPSirPatrick #RIPSirPatrickStewart #RIPWalterKoneg To boldly go into history. Fans, friends and family mourn their passing. #Bugger
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This week has been brutal for Star Trek fans
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*#RIPWalterKoenig
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Schoolboy error. #Wordle 1,959 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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I'm on a boat. Hello. #Skye #Armadale #Mallaig
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Mitch Benn@MitchBenn20h
HIVE MIND - about to publish dates for this year’s tour of my one-man version of A CHRISTMAS CAROL Still got 6th-9th December free: anyone know/run a small (50-100 seater) arts centre/theatre with a gap on one of those days? Particularly looking for northern England or Wales…
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NewsThump@newsthumpOct 28
A quick Public Service Announcement.
A PSA that reads: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT To all the Tommy Ten Names fans chuntering away on our page because they didn't like all the jokes we’ve been making about him today. Please, we beg you, chew PROPERLY. We'd genuinely hate for any of you to choke on those crayons. NewsThump

ALT A PSA that reads: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT To all the Tommy Ten Names fans chuntering away on our page because they didn't like all the jokes we’ve been making about him today. Please, we beg you, chew PROPERLY. We'd genuinely hate for any of you to choke on those crayons. NewsThump

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John Vick
@JohnVickFLOct 28
I’ll never be able to hear this without seeing this in my head. Halloween is different now
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My 15th of its kind: #Wordle 1,958 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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In plain sight… bold and bigoted.
Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) profile pictureLewis Goodall
@lewis_goodallOct 28
Brazen racism and bigotry from the President of the United States. Cheers from the crowd. 19th century type scenes.
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Fucking Idiot. Jesus Christ America… Pull your heads out of your asses.
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@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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NewsThump@newsthumpOct 28
NEWS! Patriots furious after British justice system applies British laws to British man in Britain newsthump.com/2026/10/28/pat…
Patriots furious after British justice system applies British laws to British man in Britain

Patriots furious after British justice system applies British laws to British man in Britain

Self-described British patriots have condemned Britain’s justice system after Tommy Robinson was found guilty of harassing two journalists, in an outrageous example of a British jury applying Briti…

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The music for the Pearl and Dean cinema adverts is called Asteroid. It was written in 1968 by Pete Moore. I now want a choc ice and a bag of Revels...
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Currently freezing my bits off at #NeistPoint #Skye. The island's most westerly point. #Scotland #Albaphile
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Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing two Daily Mail journalists bbc.in/4yIzE9f
Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing Daily Mail journalists

Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing Daily Mail journalists

The 43-year-old is convicted after a week-long trial at Southwark Crown Court.

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Anneka Rice@AnnekaRiceOct 27
I’ve got a website. About 150 years too late but you might enjoy the burst of nostalgia on the home page - and there’s the odd link you might press and have the glimmer of a wry smile. annekarice.info
Anneka Rice | TV Presenter and Broadcaster | Official Site

Anneka Rice | TV Presenter and Broadcaster | Official Site

The official website of Anneka Rice, TV presenter and broadcaster. Explore her latest TV and radio work, artwork, news, and official booking enquiries.

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I didn't get that house in #Reading with the #tunnels. I thought it'd go for close to £400k (beyond my budget) and the lack of planning consent (etc) for the underground engineering works wouldn't put all the brave souls off - and so it was. So who #BoughtTheHolePlace?
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 27
The cat's reaction to the magic trick is so cute.
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Milling about being the upgrade to mooch, I suppose? #Wordle 1,957 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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