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i told my coworker i accepted another job and he sent me this
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Do not call that disgusting pig her “hubby”. What is wrong with you.
UK mom killed hubby with boiling water after he sexually abused her kids
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my roommate has apparently been telling his coworkers that my girlfriend is his girlfriend and this is what he sent me when i confronted him
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my female friend told me she's going on a date tomorrow and then sent me this
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This is why my mom always told me that no matter how much you love a man, the moment you decide to have a child, you better be prepared to have that child for yourself and ONLY yourself. Because men can literally get up and walk away whenever they want.
Jesy Nelson and fiance split after their twins' shock diagnosis
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my female friend just asked me to stay single until she figures out whether things work out with her boyfriend
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i wish life was as easy as my ex
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knocked his ass out with the last one 😭
Female Octopuses Throw Stones at Males Who Won't Leave Them Alone
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Jesy Nelson and fiance split after their twins' shock diagnosis
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Andy turned his spins into an incredible $3,700 payout on Rainbet 🤯
🤝 Paid partnership
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24-year-old Australian woman set friend on fire for making misogynistic remark:
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men are so annoying like why would he do that 😭
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Getting triggered by a helicopter flying by has got to be the most dramatic sh*t I've ever seen 😭
Ariana trying to comfort Cynthia while a helicopter flies overhead is just too funny
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Sometimes they don’t understand what you’re saying…so you have to communicate with them in a language they understand.
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