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Doublethink is a combination of both lies and facts. At SingleThink, we don’t provide both. You know exactly what you’re getting.

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Joined July 2017
"Dr. Oz is expected to deftly appeal to both sides of the aisle by promoting Ozcare, a mass-multilevel marketing scheme centered on selling Dr. Oz’s Magic Weight Loss Miracle Beans." singleth.ink/whos-inside-opr…
"An implant that can replay memories?” scoffed Netflix subscriber Cecilia Tuma, whose phone was at all times reporting her GPS position and potentially transmitting live audio/video to unknown numbers of corporations, hackers, and government agencies. singleth.ink/nation-horrifie…
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“Christmas Wrapping” is the Last Remaining Pure Thing Because 2017 Has Tainted Everything Else singleth.ink/christmas-wrapp…
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The Best Cyber Monday Deal is on a Dark Web Hitman That Comes and Shoots You in the Face singleth.ink/best-cyber-mond…
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Baited into a Political Discussion at Thanksgiving Dinner? Respond with the Wi-Fi Password, Over and Over Until Everyone’s Staring at Their Phones in Silence! singleth.ink/baited-politica…
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Need a Last-Minute Costume? Be a Sexy Mummy and Trigger the Curse of Nefertiti, Unleashing Ten Billion Scarabs! singleth.ink/need-last-minut…
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5 Ways to Keep Your Phone’s Shitty Concert Videos and Stoned Tweet Drafts Safe From Hackers singleth.ink/5-ways-to-keep-…
Here are the Rules for The Trump-Tillerson IQ Contest! Who’s The Wisest in the White House? singleth.ink/rules-trump-til…
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Earn Free Surgeries by Hacking Your Hospital’s Rewards Program singleth.ink/earn-free-surge…
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Boo! Get Into the Halloween Spirit by Ghosting Everyone You Know! singleth.ink/boo-get-into-ha…
The XFL is Back, Baby! The Hits are Harder and the Anthem-Standing Mandatory singleth.ink/xfl-back-baby-h…
How to Lose 15 Pounds by Ghosting the Pizza Guy singleth.ink/how-to-lose-15-…
5 Excuses to Give When The Cashier Asks if You Want to Donate $1 to a Children's Foundation singleth.ink/5-excuses-to-gi…
Doublethink is a combination of both lies and facts. At SingleThink, we don’t provide both. You know exactly what you’re getting.