Pile-driving u're mom into infinity.
Yurmum, Kryzrgistan
Joined May 2011
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The DJ on @McDonalds radio gives me the horn something chronic.
What's her name? I kinda want to slide into her DMs.
@grok make me an image of the Mcdonalds in store radio DJ Darcy. She sounds very attractive and jiggly.
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Republicans want to make it illegal for children to speak to doctors and teachers without their consent because they are worried about what the kids will say.
Anal sex with women is a psyop created by American men to not appear gay. No other nation on earth has so many people wanting to violently stab another human's anus.
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Ossoff: While the sailors on the Lincoln fight his war, while he fruitlessly drains our munitions and oil reserves, the president sleeps through his meetings. He golfs and trades stocks. So he doesn’t want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar.
Imagine how badly the interior of the Mystery Mobile must stink.
The farts from the high protein diet of Shaggy, wet dog, and who knows when the others bathe... They're teenagers from the 60s - pre deodorant.
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The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.
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I dont care how many times I post or see this
it will always make people laugh
