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We need a “Horniness Index” tracking all public company CEOs, dating status, travel plans, and risk of blowing up shareholder value from being too horny
Lots of alpha in this
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
i just had to do a management presentation on Jensen Huang as CEO of NVIDIA, if only this news came out sooner 🤣
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Deadass biggest plot twist of 2026. the CEO of one of the biggest AI companies was cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy, that was relying intel to Chinese AI companies.
You couldn’t write that Script in your wildest dreams.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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They can never be loyal to you, if you were neither their first love nor their last.
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I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
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