Palmwine Papi

University is really a breading ground for whores. Cause tell me why this fresher I just started texting just this afternoon, agreed to come to my place. We've had sex more than twice now and yes she's very legal+. Plus she's been in school for just 2weeeks. 😭

Swaggu clears every Asake project.

🧑‍🍳 Soo. What do you guys think? We are going live soon Will you share this to your lecturers ?

What were you doing at their age?

很多男的傻逼一个，以为当鸭子又爽又能捞钱，纯属自己脑子进水了。找鸭子的女的十个有八个是性瘾晚期，憋得发慌的中年肥婆、更年期疯婆或者被老公操烂了还没够的，一开干就是三四个小时起步，没完没了。你以为跟找小姐一样射完就完事？做梦。女的找你是来把你当鸡巴工具用的，根本不会让你随便射。射了必须立刻硬回来，软半分钟都不行。射个一两次之后鸡巴就废了，只能靠伟哥、西地那非或者更猛的药硬撑，不然女的当场翻脸让你滚。有的还要求你一直插着不拔，边干边喊，甚至捅马眼、玩前列腺、鞭打、肛门扩张全套来一遍，你不配合就扣钱或者直接不给尾款。一晚上确实能赚个几千上万，但那是拿命换的。干完一次下面肿得跟茄子似的，尿都疼，第二天根本站不直，起码得躺一个星期才能缓过来。天天这么干，最多撑两三年，之后鸡巴就彻底报废，终身阳痿，精液里基本没精子，想生孩子直接不孕不育。别觉得自己身体好能扛，女的性瘾起来比男的狠多了，她们不射、不累、不心疼你，只想把你榨干。真想当鸭子的，先问问自己鸡巴能不能连续硬四个小时不吃药

No they don’t. She’s above his league. By far.

What’s the lore behind your display name??

Omo this year sha 🤦🏾‍♂️abeg how do I file for bankruptcy in Nigeria?😭

I think there’s something significantly wrong with First born sons, it’s like a curse.

98% of Nigeria men, smoke weed

While we are at it, Asake isn't an A-list artist.

Lmaooooo. Who the fuck bought Imoteda.com???????

My wife did small chops for my colleague and she was to bring it to my office by 12 because his child’s naming was 4pm. Her: I will not enter your office, you’ll come and pick from me by the road and I’ll leave. Me: okay. No problem Her: so you don’t want me to enter your office?

as a reckless spender, i’m here to tell you that the money always comes back.