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Well my oh my, starla an I couldn be hapyer with how this year wrappin up to a end. This months fishially marks 1 year since that pontoon ride that changed my life for the better. YUP. when I woke up this mornin I couldnt hardly breathe I think my lung disease is progressing fast

It's October and like they say "another year 'nother tear." It couldn't be no more accurate. The only thang (thing) keeping me going is the "Spanking Thursdays" at Dollar general but ever since Darlene got in her accident she just don't swing with the same intensity. Cryin shame

I was walking through the store yesterday and an elderly (65-95 years old) woman stumbled and fell in front of me. When I explained to her that it was her fault for not working on her coordination in her youth she become nonresponsive. So afraid of consequences... embarrassing

Woke up thinking about changing lives...again 🤪 The subtle art of being your own boss and not giving a f***. A guide to inner strength through determination and self bad-a*sery: UNFILTERED Hit me up if you want to schedule a consulting call and get a free self help quote!

It's July and at this point you all know what to expect. It never will be better than this unless you make it happen, and you're not even trying (seemingly). So it's just a little wild to me how we're so far into the year is all 🤪

This is my reaction when you tell me it's jalready june. Jwhat the jheck? But since it's june might has well make the most of it huh? I mean look around, jworld ain't getting any better on it's own! Jjust jkidding, it's already too late to solve janything!

Though I may be late, I'm fashionably late...BECAUSE IT'S MOGGING MAY! That's right, this month is filled with excuses you can make about why you didn't do something, or how what was asked if you was too difficult because you were too busy looksmaxxing! So what else matters? 🤪

It's Minecraft April everyone! In the hit game, beating the ender dragon is how you win the game, but did you know that in real life there is no ender dragon to beat and you have to make your own purpose! Probably seems difficult for most of you but maybe you can do it!

We are mere creatures of the universe haunted by both what has been and what will be. There is rare solace, yet, never lasting. And those whom are truly aware are the most imprisoned, burdened by what awaits. It knows who you are, you've been warned. And thus, it is March.

This month's PFP is for everyone's inner baddie🤪 Shut up, seriously. When can you say the last time you truly lived was? Centuries of lineage lead to this exact moment and you waste it. If you only could see where your choices will lead you the way I can. Disappointing💅🦵

Wow, we made it to 2026. This months profile picture is dedicated to my lovely wife, whom I married years ago during this very month. If you think about it, when all is said and done, everyone DOES remember how little you accomplished last year. Be different this year. Or else

And so it's december and what have you done? Haha get it, similar to the song? But on a real note, what have you done? No seriously dude like, look around. There's NO progress made . The end is coming and you don't get to decide when that is and you chose to just do nothing. 🎄

Hey guys, it's November. And you know what that means. It's almost time for the year to end! Who would have guessed that in the big 25 many of you would even still be alive! I know I wouldn't have. Especially with how close we are to the end of everything as we know it! Wow wow!

Wow. Just wow. I cannot believe it is already the great month of October. Time really does fly when you're having fun, but it's hard for me to say the last time I truly felt happy at all. The balding and loss of all my monetary assets has me on a level of despair incomparable.

Oh hey! *gazes at you with my crystal eyes turning you instantly into dead* O.o uh oh *revives you using my shy boy aura necromancer ability* Man I really messed up there for a second. Maybe I can make it up to you with some scones and beer at my place? Happy September!

This is my new profile picture. Every night I have vivid dreams I am in a long red carpet hallway with an old dark cabinet at the end. As I walk towards it the lights flicker and when I reach inside the cabinet I am shown images of my own birth. I can't sleep anymore. August.

Hey guys I hope you're having the best July ever and that your june was. If you ever think you can go for it and see it you do but if you don't then inside you cant find that you will have to, do. Sometimes certain expectations. Don't let it turn away from just having it.

It's June! Give yourself a hearty chuckle! Here's a photo of me chuckling. I cant believe the decisions you've made, it's the source of my chuckle. "How could they keep making these types of decisions and still not learn?" I chuckle. Your time is limited. July isn't forgiving👥

May. What a time of the year. Get over yourself.