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Actually write with all this muse and desire I have?! ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌
Make a thematic playlist only I will ever listen to? ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
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Ah how lovely! How wonderful! Truly providence has brought The Father of the Sea-Thread the best postwoman in all seven seas!
He'll have to think how to scam her out of a reward though...
Interesting.
The Leviathan is impressed, but it can indeed trouble the denizen of the ‘neath.
Hence, it it best to speak in whispers.
She does her best to compact, so to say.
It doesn’t scare the hoes.
Maybe some.
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Ah! A shapeshifter as skilled as Loki can do jet propulsion! He just- well...
...the ocean can be a 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 unpleasant place when someone the size of Jormungandr starts to speak.
It's like nuclear submarine sonar, but way louder.
"Ah, plans of mice and men and what not- though mine hardly extend far beyond this work-of-art before me."
<Even as his lips spoke in naked flattery, Loki would stand up from his seat- up and up and up to a height enough to graze the ceiling. All while slouched.>
"...-
It's not everyday she get the pleasure of meeting someone that wouldn't drown her in boredom. Hopefully. Duties tend to be repetitive and this was one of the only time she had a change..
"Well that depends on what you plan to do with that time, dear wanderer."
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// Perhaps I should make a soulless capitalist my minion. This would make bribing others take much less personal effort.
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