
30 | U.S. Air Force Veteran | NMSU & UD Alumni NASM Certified Personal Trainer @CoDBeerLeague
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๐ปTHE CASE RACE IS BOOMING๐ป
@MrSirSigns is still holding the crown but with so many series being played and 4 days left, the free case of Beer is still anyones to claim! Register today, sign up for 8s and climb the ranks now!
@Sheharm_ @GHOSTSnapshot @aFul_04 @TMLevitate
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๐ปTHE CASE RACE IS HEATING UP๐ป
6 DAYS LEFT and @MrSirSigns is holding the crown, but the leaderboard is FAR from settled.
Finish #1 at the end of the month and WIN A FREE CASE OF BEER!
Jump into the Discord, use the 8s Bot and climb the ranks now!
@TristyCOD @rarecree @Sheharm_
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๐ปElo 8s Alert๐ป
Tired of your MMR in pubs? Want a competive experience without getting sweaty?
Come join our discord for Elo 8s, all day every day and work your way up the leaderboard for a chance at a free Case of Beer!
Must be 21+ to enter.
Discord - discord.com/invite/gHjgpAXssโฆ
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๐จSEASON 9 REGISTRATION๐จ
Season 9 Registration is Open!
Grab your Drinking Buddy or signup Solo and join the action on November 13!
Join the Discord for 8s and win a free Case of Beer for finishing 1st each month!
Form - tinyurl.com/yc8hrk6r
Discord - discord.gg/gHjgpAXssf
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๐จNew Special Event๐จ
As we get closer to the start of Season 9, we wanted to share with you our Week 4 Special Event - The Sweaty Saturday.
If you consider yourself a true degenerate, prove it, by putting your points where your mouth is.
You won't wanna miss this season!
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๐จMore Ways to Earn Points๐จ
In Season 9 we're bringing back the CBL Top 10 POTW, with the number 1 clip getting 10 points.
We are also introducing the Best Drunk Moment of the Week. Clip the most outrageous, wild or funny drunk moment from Beer League that week and get 10 points
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๐จNew Weekly Events๐จ
Starting next season we'll have more ways to earn your Playoff Points throughout the week with:
Washed Wednesdays - A weekly 8s tournament
Saturday House Parties - Wild Drinking Events
Stoner Sundays - For the ones who prefer to keep things chill on Sundays
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๐จYour Season 9 Bartenders๐จ
With big changes coming this season, we start with a front office change!
Head Degen: @ReS_CommoN
Chief Culture Officers: @SleeperPJS & @aloofinati
Director of Suds & Standards: @xJTSolo
Chief Degenerate Officers: @MrSirSigns & @onlyfaustparty
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Blizzard is teasing a new StarCraft announcement at BlizzCon next week
The official website has started glitching ahead of the announcement
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๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: My wife tried to commit suicide.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Stay awake. How old is she?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: 31โ33.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she awake?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Yes.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she breathing?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? Sheโs talking.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: When did this happen?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Last half hour.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: How far did she fall?โจ
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: 20 feet.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she responding normally?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: A little bit. Wake up!
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: What part of the body was injured?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Her neck. Sheโs breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Are there weapons?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: I donโt see any. Where are the kids?
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Do not move her.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Iโm going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Itโs not really bleedingโฆ open wounds. Sheโs in the backyard.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: No. Lindsay, wake up. Theyโre coming. Look at me.
โจ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐. First responders arrive.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
๐๐ป๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ / ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐โจ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Guys? Guys?โจCora? Cora?โจDawson?โจOh no. Oh no!โจWake up!
โจThen screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Whatโs going on? Hello?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Hello? Hello?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
โจAHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!
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After a long booze-filled weekend, we have some absolute degens taking an early lead in the standings. A 9-way tie for 1st! Will anyone hold onto their spot for weekend 2?
@unctrey2000 @NU_Slushii @JGThatLif @ZirkTheHippy @Magnii__ @BetWithBT
@GHOSTSnapshot @dylan216 @xJTSolo
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Jamie, you've been a leader for this organization since the day you stepped in. You've broken records, pulled off massive clutches, lifted multiple trophies and represented our team to the fullest. Thank you for everything @InsightGawd ๐
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Need 2 for the black ops lan in lancaster w @SleeperPJS
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