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Oklahoma City, OK
Joined December 2013
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This article got moved around and possibly missing some original art. Any new followers, please read if you want to understand my head space, gamers especially; this is important to me. To My Someday Daughter articles.starcitygames.com/p…
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If someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles, I wouldn’t praise the driver just for reaching the same finish line
the double standards are actually insane
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Swords sharpened? Phantom Blade Zero is available at PlayStation Store now: play.st/4e6gliE
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As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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Replying to @Billem_DaFoe
I'd like to take this bait if I may... Kevin Smith's 'Clerks The Animated Series' featured a scene where Randal puts George Lucas on trial for The Phantom Menace and demands a refund. This was before episode 2 was even released.
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It’s a doctored video that Piker is literally suing Scott Jennings over, for defamation, so good luck Ted.
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.gq/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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hey ted you seen this ?
Here is Abdul Al-Sayed’s buddy Hasan Piker calling for Black people to be lynched. WATCH and judge for yourself: xitter.gq/eyakoby/status/2100058…
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This is also why millennials love the LOTR trilogy. The irony-soaked characters and lack of earnestness.
the reason millenial nerds feel a compulsion to shit on the star wars prequels, despite the obvious cinematic brilliance, is they are played entirely earnest. there is no jim from the office winking at the camera, which makes them excruciating to the irony poisoned millenial mind
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Replying to @uncledoomer
I know you blame practically everything on The Office, but considering there's no Jim from the Office winking at the camera in the original trilogy and that the show didn't even premiere until the year Revenge of the Sith came out, it's probably not that.
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ok then why’s frozone col-
Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit. “Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong. Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches. Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields. 10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out. Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.” (Source: @ThatHollywood)
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Just out of spite; here are the early Digger reviews that specifically discouraged audiences from going to theater to experience Digger. All of them were published before 10/2. - Michael Calabro (IGN) : “the laughs that are there still will be when it hits HBO Max” ign.com/articles/digger-revi… - Odie Henderson (The Boston Globe) : “doomscrolling … is a better use of your time than paying to see this movie” bostonglobe.com/2026/09/29/a… - Johnny Oleksinski (New York Post) : “Audiences will urgently want to leave after the first five minutes.” nypost.com/2026/09/29/entert… I respect anyone’s opinion on Digger, even if it’s a poor rating, because there are many points about this movie that could be up for a good debate. What bothers me about those three reviews is that they went beyond judging the film and told people not to bother seeing it in theaters. Plenty of critics who didn’t like the movie still encouraged audiences to decide for themselves. One of the harshest early reviews predicted an F CinemaScore, yet still called it “the sort of interesting failure that’s eminently worth seeing.” Another wasn’t sold on the twist but said “the sheer boldness of the swing alone may be worth the price of admission.” One critic who didn’t love it said they were “giddy that it’s lurched into existence.” Even the critic behind one of those “wait for streaming” headlines wrote that the theater is “undoubtedly the best way to experience it.” To me, those are more honest reviews of the movie than whatever those three articles were doing. If you encounter any articles from these three people... well, I'll let you be the judge 🙏
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Not sure where *this* weird revisionism is coming from. Most people said and thought they were bad. They are!
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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so you admit it… you think sex is worse than killing children… ok!
Replying to @miakhalifa
You have more bodies to your name than the IDF
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Conan Exiles Enhanced and Aloft launch on PS5 in early 2027 First details: play.st/3UfL46c
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Hey Dan, I know you’re probably super busy trying to set up your next (doomed) campaign. But if you (or your sycophantic consultants) spent like five seconds doing some due diligence you would have found that his campaign disavowed this ad several hours before you posted this.
If @AbdulElSayed truly means what he says about treating the Jewish community as he would treat his own children, then he would immediately condemn this dangerous ad as outrageously antisemitic and demand that it be taken down. If not, then he’s full of shit.
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Good lord are you in an echo chamber. I don’t even think the ad antisemitic (just anti-Israel), but it’s a shit ad. And it’s shit timing. It takes the focus off of Abdul’s closing message against Rogers — centered on cost of living, tariffs, the Iran War & healthcare. Every antizionist lefty with a functioning brain that I’ve talked to about this thinks it’s counterproductive at best, and strategically dumb at worst. You are incapable of a coherent strategic thought, and you cannot help but make everything about yourself. Please, for the love of god, go away.
Perfect example of the media filter. Everyone online loves the ad, it’s gotten millions of views and wonderful accolades. Radical Zionists are the only ones objecting. And national media spins that as “avalanche of criticism” because only people they know are radical Zionists.
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I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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Mongolian throat singing, didgeridoos… and frying chicken 🍗 The unexpected sounds that helped shape the alien audio of Saros: play.st/4zW8qwP
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Wow Aaron Sorkin you wrote a script?? And it's about the importance of journalism?? And there's a big speech??? How about you write a script about doing a kickflip you dumb fucking bastard
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Helldivers, the final words for Inkdivers await your brush and pen. Participating in #Inkdivers? Share your pieces and tag us.
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