@SlimChonson

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Joined July 2009
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I'm so white I get seasonless greetings.
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Frank Sinatra turned eighty this week. (Long, loud applause from the audience. Lots of wooing and cheering. Norm seems amused by this.) That's right, ah ha ha. Frank Sinatra. And although the singer is said to be suffering from Alzheimer's, he had a typical festive birthday: Singing a duet with a hooker, and having sex with Tony Bennett.
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James@james_h17_16h
I want to know who people would rather have do the Super Bowl instead of Jay-Z
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The Houston Rockets are 4–0. 🔥
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FOUR STRAIGHT 🔥 #AllFire
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Do not kill yourself. People might assume you were a troon
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#Rockets #AllFire
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It's better than Halloween 3.
Carrie@WhoDeyBucks21h
Rob Zombies Halloween 2 is so bad and that’s not ever talked about.
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Thanks for coming, Rays.
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TWICE
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twitch.tv/slimchonson
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TMZ
@TMZOct 26
Taylor Swift fans pissed at Seattle Seahawks for friendship bracelet meme. Details: tmz.com/2026/10/26/seahawk-b…
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Not too many pics go harder than this.
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I'M FUCKING BALD AS SHIT
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God damn that is a banger.
CONSEQUENCE
@consequenceOct 25
The setlist for Queens of the Stone Age's first show in Iceland in 21 years was an all-timer.
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My first blue screen of death during a stream. Only took over 2 years and a half.
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Ridwan
@Ridwan_Mutairu_Oct 24
Ric Flair is a top-five talker, no doubt. But in the ring? Mid af.
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twitch.tv/slimchonson
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This movie was ass.
Mike David
@mikemoviesOct 23
DAWN OF THE DEAD [2004] Directed by Zack Snyder This won't be popular, but in my heart I feel this is the greatest zombie film ever. It elevates Romero's to new heights, employs visceral danger, and kicks absolute ass from the first to the last frame. Pure entertainment! 🧟‍♂️
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