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Caffeine Conoisseur

@SlimChvnce

Part-time Bichote. Full-time coffee enthusiast. Retired hater. Cyberpunk at heart. Nerd.

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Joined April 2010
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The Father. The Daughter.
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Justin Bobby@WAVEGODOWWNov 7
To be fair this is how old they looked back then, Google a rookie in the NBA in like 1970. They look like George Jefferson
CINEMA C (@DamnMsBrown) profile pictureCINEMA C@DamnMsBrownNov 7
They tryna convince me that THIS man isn’t a day over 20 and I’m over here crying 😭😭😭 #thegreatest
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You can tell Dre invested alot of money into some A.I companies lol cause this is ridiculous
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) profile pictureAhmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_Nov 7
Ice Cube PUSHES BACK on Dr. Dre on his take about AI after Dre argued that if artists can sample other musicians’ records, there shouldn’t be an issue with using AI in music. Ice Cube strongly disagrees with the comparison, sparking a debate about AI and creativity in music.
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Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile picture
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentralNov 5
Shaq: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel." 🤣💀 (h/t @awfulannouncing)
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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RIP TO A LEGEND AMONGST LEGENDS
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Babbi (@Babbi2119) profile picture
Babbi@Babbi2119Oct 28
Montreal ?
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 28
TRUMP: “If I lose the midterms, Montreal will pay a major price”
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Evan (@daviddunn177) profile picture
Evan@daviddunn177Oct 28
I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Miami heat are straight ass 😂😂😂
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SMG (@oneway8788) profile picture
SMG@oneway8788Oct 25
Son, do you see those right hands she’s throwing? Strict bricks.
Knockout (@knockoutsx) profile pictureKnockout
@knockoutsxOct 24
Claressa Shields made MMA look EASY despite being a BOXER 🤯🥊
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Roberto🌹🇵🇸 (@r0berto_new_6) profile picture
Roberto🌹🇵🇸@r0berto_new_6Oct 24
Holy shit
CUBS WORLD (@CubsWorld80) profile pictureCUBS WORLD@CubsWorld80Oct 24
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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PORSCHA RN💋🖤 (@MyLifeAsPorscha) profile picture
PORSCHA RN💋🖤@MyLifeAsPorschaOct 24
Y’all laughed at him and judged him. He just wanted his baby. She became of age and went straight to her daddy. Ain’t left his side since.
Tyrese Gibson (@Tyrese) profile pictureTyrese Gibson
@TyreseOct 24
#MyShayla
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Les gens savent pas conduire
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Jesse Morse, M.D. (@DrJesseMorse) profile picture
Jesse Morse, M.D.
@DrJesseMorseOct 19
THEY TOLD Jalen Hurts NOT TO SLEEP 🤯 YET THEY STILL LET HIM PLAY. Are you kidding me right now???? FIRE THE ENTIRE @Eagles MEDICAL STAFF NOW. THIS IS BLATANT MALPRACTICE.
Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLOct 19
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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Get well soon 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thats terrible
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 19
Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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Punter let out the Tom and Jerry scream
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) profile pictureAhmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_Oct 18
That Colts punter never felt a hit like that in his life
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Mahomes pulling a herbert
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The chargers & Justin Herbert are so shit
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Keep them company? I'm intentionally suggesting it just to get a chance to watch it AGAIN
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