Slope of Function

Monotheism won the same way Amazon is winning -- it's too much trouble to deal with hundreds of small gods, Jehovah offers one-stop shopping

And a Happy 4/20, St. Patrick's Day for hippies. Needs a parade.

I do not understand why more people don't call this and 4/20 The High Holy Days.

Happy Bicycle Day to those who celebrate.

Rationalism is what you would get from a crossbreeding experiment involving Objectivism, Unitarianism, and Scientology.

Marxist acid grrrgraphics.com/dissolving-…

Dante was the Disney of his time.

God as a kind of psychopathic user experience designer.

It's pretentious to deny your own pretentiousness.

Presumably Spinal Tap's amps will go to 1.1 under this system?

Someone who uses hallucinogens and still wants to be president has to have something seriously wrong with them. Scary.

Spiritual warfare between the RightThingIsts and the WorseIsBettertarians.

If it's a real meme, more like it's stealing you.

You know, if you want to promote patriarchy, perhaps identifying it with slavery isn't a great strategy.

"I'm not very good at humblebragging" is a humblebrag.

Do you remember what it was like to be the version of you before you read this?