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Glistener

@SlugFren

I glisten in the sun

 Down on the Corner
Joined November 2024
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Henlo fren! @LeftHandedSWM
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Yall know what week ol piss smell like right? This dude rolling down... that's what he's all about! Gagged a couple times
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Today I learned there's "Ozempic Vagina (Vulva)". Lol yall jumped on the wagon way too quick and now they have droopy coochie! 馃く Wonder what it looks like... nah, I ain't lookin that shid up!
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Finally had the chance to see this cats eyes. She wasn't happy I took her pictures! Something is wrong with her left eye
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Just got home and time for a smork on my porch. Would have been much more enjoy if all a sudden a crash habben. I look. I see. I disappoint. I have trash bags if that's the issue. I ont care how yall live, but THIS attracts those big ass rats. (Fuggin sighs) Puerto Ricans
馃 Made with AI
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Goob marnin frens! Week of the spook is here! Taco Tuesday!
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It crazy how many peepool have no control of their life. They are miserable, and they'll drag you down if you let them. They simply can not behave. In another time, they would have been culled and forgotten. Now, we build statues of criminal martyrs and praise liars blindly.
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What the fuck habbened? How did this all start? Or has it been incremental and in waves? The earliest I can remember would be Rodney King, but something like that habbens every few years to keeb it fresh. What comes next? When and how does it end?
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Can someone in #Poland please show me an Alder Tree or Grove? I am researching my grandfather's origin, and I'm finding out that my surname translates loosely as "Someone from a place that has Alder Trees". Also, is Augustus a common name in #Poland? Thank you in advance
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Considering possible dating again. I lonely. I habe been workin hard on these documents, I think they're all finished. There's 18 total docs, and I only require 16 signatures, so if any women out there want to start a relationship, sign the docs and I will file and approve it.
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Serious inquiries only, paperwork takes time and going through all these papers is tedious to say the least. But I'm willing to look these papers over and if you sign 16x, we can start a beautiful relationship full of quiet, peace, silence, not touching ever and delicious foob!
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I don't know too much about this Ethan Jewish guys, but he appears to be less Jew than his wife (whom he cheated on apparently). There IS a way for Ethan to come out on top. All he's got to do is claim she's Zionist and pushed her Jiews on him and his children. Instant win!
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Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo of E. Doo. Doo. Dook of E. Dook. Dook. Dook E. Dook. Dook. Dook. Dook-a-E. Dookie
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That lil "kid" that shot his teacher in 2023 and the body camera footage released involving him are so bad! The lunatic teacher holding him needs to be sent to prison for allowing his harassment. Kid needs to be shot, just like his teacher. In his face please, no open coffin
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I ain't gonna make it. Fair thee well
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For a man "of god", you be lying a whole lot @TheFaithSheriff
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Goob marnin!!!
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Yall ever see something and it literally stuck with you for ever and once in a while something will trigger that memory? I've been on the interweb since AOL 2.7 and have seen terrible, terrible things. Things I wish I didn't see. They stick with you and it sucks. Bad memories
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If I hear another AI "voice" Imma go insane! It's so bad, the same fugging 8 voices are everywhere and driving me crazy. Any company that uses the AI "voice", I will go out of my way to never buy your product. The shid is lazy and greedy and out of touch. FUGG!!!!!!!!!
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After we were searched and they confirmed no incident happened, we were uncuffed. Cop that got me straight up said "I got you pretty good, you alright?" What the fuck you faggot retard? No one apologized, no charges or tickets or anything. Just a cop with a lil dick being big
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Turns out, the lady in her car lied to the police and said we were shooting horses... That is why I do not trust cops at all. They are not my friend, but I still respect the other "good" officers. They do have a rough job, does not mean I have to be nice or answer questions.
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